"But that’s not my penis!"
Quote of the day. And another reason I will never run for office (no, I don’t have a penis, but that would be a reason, too!). The politics of the penis…
A family values campaigner accused of taking pornographic photographs of himself has been dumped as a candidate for Australia’s November election by the Christian-values Family First Party.
Sydney music teacher Andrew Quah, 21, admitted photographs showing his penis and circulating widely on gay websites had embarrassed his party and made his candidacy untenable.
“But that’s not my penis,” Quah told the Sydney Morning Herald newspaper, adding one of the images may have been digitally altered.
“I might have been drunk off my face, or my political enemies might have drugged me,” Quah said. “It was a mistake that I would not have committed had I been of right mind. All I know, I have been humiliated.”
The kid is 21. Cut him a little slack. Heck, I do shit like that, and I’m a decade older than him!
Quah said the photos were more than two years old and were taken and shared while he was drunk. He denied the genitalia in one picture was his, but said he did pose for two photos in an “inappropriate position.”
Hmmm… I would be curious. From a strictly professional standpoint, of course!
