Ugly shoe karma
See? This is what happens to people who wear Uggs. Friends don’t let friends wear Uggs.
A woman in her twenties has died after getting her Ugg Boot stuck in railway tracks and being hit by a train.
And for those of you who don’t believe in shoe karma, and insist on wearing these abominations - at least learn to lift your goddam feet. I’m sick of hearing you shuffle along around me like a bunch of lobotomized mental patients.
“A woman in her twenties has died after getting her Ugg Boot stuck in railway tracks and being hit by a train.”
I’m sorry, but this just made me burst out laughing. You KNOW she’s going to be a Darwin award winner, right?
I mean, who the hell walks across railway tracks any more, never mind in stupid shoes?
Comment by Mr. Right — March 28, 2008 @ 2:44 pm
Your eulogy to this poor woman was thoughtful and touching. If just one life is saved by your reminder to pick up your Uggs, then hers will not be have been in vain.
Comment by Jim R — March 29, 2008 @ 12:02 am
I think that Uggs are a great boot, and that if people want to wear them, they can. They look really cute when worn over skinny jeans, and they are perfect for winter when all you want to do is wear you slippers around because its so cold.
Comment by Jaime — November 8, 2008 @ 1:55 pm