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The Feng Shui of Islamic Scatology

New flats for elderly people have opened in Bristol - with toilets that do not face Mecca.

The Muslim-friendly Very Sheltered Housing (VSH) scheme in Lincoln Street, Lawrence Hill, also includes beds that allow a tenant’s feet to point in the right direction.

Lincoln Gardens cost more than £6 million, has 55 bedrooms and was put up by the city council and the Guinness Trust on the site of the former Wainbrook elderly persons’ home.

It includes 19 flats suitable for “tenants from the Muslim community” following local consultation.

A council spokesman said: “The toilets in these flats are orientated so that the user doesn’t face Mecca.

“And plumbing has been carried out to allow for the addition of a bidet or a shower head to allow the washing of the toilet bowl.”

Because in Islam, it’s all about shitting. Hey, I didn’t make the rules - I’m just telling you the facts.

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  1. Mohammedans are full of pigshit anyway. So maybe it is a good thing for the other tenants

    Comment by Pissedoff — June 5, 2008 @ 11:51 am

  2. What’s really scary is that Muslim don’t ask for the special treatment, Newlabour aka Marxist Commie bastards spend all their time thinking of ways to appease Muslims when they didn’t ask for the special consideration. Hello why not wait until they demand “Superior Status” instead of surrendering before they ask to be treated better than Native Brits. Honestly the leftard brain in England seems to be stuck on stupid, stupider and I’m to dumb to swallow.

    Comment by Rose — June 5, 2008 @ 7:18 pm

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