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I am Canada, and so can you, eh!

Reader Krista sends this, in honor of Canada Day yesterday.

  • Being Canadian means always having to say you’re sorry
  • Being Canadian means living in the largest metropolis in the country, and counting the gaps in national sporting victory in generations
  • Being Canadian means continuing to believe that Tim Horton’s is a national institution
  • Being Canadian means being able to fill any elevator ride, no matter how many floors, with talk about the weather
  • Being Canadian means having children who are as likely to be reared on roti and spanakopita as milk and cookies
  • Being Canadian means not only constantly comparing yourself to Americans, but worrying that you spend too much time doing so
  • Being Canadian means cross-border shopping, and pretending to feel guilty about it
  • I’d never seen that website before. A new one to add to my daily reads.

    2 Comments - Join in the conversation below »

    1. Being Canadian also means shopping at Wal-Mart and cursing the big bad Americans.

      Being Canadian means being hypocrite.

      Being Canadian means Taking Mark Steyn to court and be proud of it.

      Am I wrong?

      Comment by winston — July 2, 2008 @ 8:49 pm

    2. You might also remember that every US Army Stryker AFV carries a “Made in Canada” tag. Amongst other things acquired in Canada.

      Cheers

      Comment by J.M. Heinrichs — July 3, 2008 @ 12:08 am

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