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My Palin love-in continues

August 31st, 2008

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And check out the Palin Facts site, if you haven’t already:

* Sarah Palin isn’t allowed to wield the gavel at the convention because they’re afraid she’ll use it to kill liberals.
* Sarah Palin once won a competitive eating contest by devouring three live caribou.
* Sarah Palin once carved a perfect likeness of the Mona Lisa in a block of ice using only her teeth.
* Sarah Palin will pry your Klondike bar from your cold dead fingers.
* Sarah Palin pick retroactively makes the theme of #DNC08 “Things To Do In Denver When You’re Dead”
* Sarah Palin doesn’t need a gun to hunt. She has been known to throw a bullet through an adult bull elk.

OMG - it’s official!

August 29th, 2008

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Girl Crush

August 29th, 2008

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John McCain announced Sarah Palin as his running mate today. Heck, Beth was so excited she actually blogged about it! Some fast facts:

  • Pro-life with a 5-month old Down Syndrome son
  • NRA member who hunts and eats moose!
  • Sold the previous governor’s jet on Ebay because it was too expensive for the state to maintain… Ebay!
  • Has been in Alaska since the 60’s and been governor since 2006
  • Eloped with her Eskimo hunny after college
  • Hot
  • The Dems figured they would own today after the Obamanation’s speech at the Parthenon last night, but McCain scooped him by making this blockbuster announcement today.

    Yet, the BS from the left has already started. The so-called party of feminism is asking if Palin will be able to adequately serve if she has a disabled child to look after. Uh, whut? I thought women could have it all? Basically, the FemDems are scared that the GOP were smart enough to pick a woman VP candidate instead of a racist old lying thug dog, like they did.

    This is a good pick for McCain. She will help balance out his more liberal views, endearing him more to the hardcore conservative base who have been rather disinterested in the candidate of record.

    A roundup from twitterpated bloggers:

    Examiner.com has an article by Kathy Shaidle

    LadyBlog has two posts (one by yours truly - by the way, have you joined Culture11 yet?)

    Althouse has a good one

    TownHall has an article on how Palin can scoop some of Hillary’s PUMA supporters

    And did I mention she’s hot? Then again, she’s conservative, so she naturally would be.

    The market is working

    August 27th, 2008

    And it’s bound to piss some people off.

    Ontario’s Catholic schools do a better job than public schools in helping children overcome the demographic roadblocks to learning, says a provocative new study prepared for the C.D. Howe Institute.

    Using a socially sensitive yardstick that measures how well schools do given the background of their students — income, parents’ education, mother tongue, number of times they have moved — the report finds the majority of school boards that best beat the demographic odds are Catholic.

    The report suggests Catholic schools may be more motivated to improve the quality of education because if they don’t, Catholic parents can switch their children to public schools — a market pressure it says public schools do not face.

    Competition. Making your kids smarter, one subject at a time.

    In other words, it’s time those whining moonbats in the public school unions get off their hopeandchange high horses and start teaching kids something a little more useful than “diversity” and “hugs”. How about, say, math or something?

    Culture11 and the LadyBlog

    August 27th, 2008

    About a month ago, I was approached to take part in a post-feminist blog for women who love their lives. Women who don’t hate men, nor do they spend all their time ridiculing them. Women who have tiny bicycles in their fish tanks, just to be ironic!

    LadyBlog is part of Culture11, a brand new web community that wants to

    build a community around irresistibly interesting perspectives on life in America. From pop culture to politics, from faith to family, you’ll find original and entertaining stories here from some of the country’s most dynamic voices.

    Today is the go-live date, and a lot of effort went into the background of the site (I know, because my inbox is full of last-minute notes and instructions). I encourage you to join the community. Culture11 is for everyone - men and women alike. But I think my female readers will get a kick out of LadyBlog.

    Separated at birth?

    August 26th, 2008

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    Left: Actor DJ Qualls. Right: That crazy dude that attempted to assassinate Barack Obama.

    Toronto is crying out for a “broken windows” policy

    August 26th, 2008

    The socialist powers-that-be chased the Guardian Angels out of town when they sought to set up a chapter in Toronto. We, the residents of the ailing city, were told that we don’t need such tyrants and goose steppers patrolling our streets. And so the predictable panacea of social funding for basketball courts and crack kits was provided, and the city continued to die.

    Till now. Chinatown has had enough of addicts, whores and panhandlers dirtying up its streets, stealing from its businesses, and scaring away its customers. And for the last two weeks, Chinatown has been employing a private security company to do what the police won’t do: Deal with petty crimes.

    So far more than two dozen “banning orders” have been issued against disruptive undesirables, reported Ross McLeod, president and CEO of Intelligarde, the company patrolling the neighbourhood. Several intoxicated individuals have been carted off by police or ambulance, and he said numerous aggressive panhandlers have been “dealt with” by his employees.

    “The last guy we arrested in Chinatown had lost control of his bowels, let me say, and was covered in his own feces but he would not stop aggressively panhandling,” reported Mr. McLeod, adding that responding police officers weren’t all that happy to have to take the person off his employees’ hands.

    “For the low-level disorder, the public police just don’t have time for that unless it escalates into something much more serious.”

    It isn’t just Chinatown, either. Liberty Village, Emery Village, Downtown Yonge Street and Kennedy Road in Scarborough all use either security firms or off duty cops. Why? Because petty crimes, vandalism, drug and alcohol abuse and panhandling are all problems if you’re trying to run a business. They may seem like small fry to the cops and commissioners, as well as the mayor, but to the residents and business owners, these “broken windows” only serve to make their areas a little worse every day.

    Naturally, the mayor has a better idea:

    Mayor David Miller said this week that he would prefer to see city staff such as social workers called in to deal with panhandlers and homeless people so that they can be referred to the proper support services.

    Social workers. Yup, that’ll do it. When the next vagrant shits himself on the sidewalk, some social worker can come along to help him rebuild his self-esteem. One can only hope she’ll offer him a clean tissue in the process.

    And the unions are pissed off, too:

    Dave Wilson, the president of the union representing uniformed officers, has complained that private, lesser-trained employees taking over duties historically delegated to police is “lowering the standards in the policing world,” and “a dangerous slippery slope.”

    No Dave. The standards have already been lowered so much, that private citizens are having to raise them up themselves. They’re not waiting for your union boys to do it for them. And that just rips your knitting, doesn’t it?

    Love, peace, justice?

    August 26th, 2008

    In the parallel universe that is Denver this week, 9/11 was an inside job and Michelle Malkin is a monster.

    Here she is being attacked by troofers, as they screamed “Kill Michelle Malkin!”. Yup, sounds like love, peace and justice to me.

    Not Satire

    August 26th, 2008

    From Guantanamo Bay:

    “Good morning sir, Chief Simmons Camp 6. We have 112 assigned, 112 present. Last night detainee 765 requested onions and parsley on his salad and requested to see the camp commander regarding his request. 844 wants a better detainee newsletter and 632 has requested a Bowflex machine because he says he is not getting enough of an upper body work out.

    “We had 3 significant activities last night: 601 balled up feces and threw it at the guard hitting him in the chest saying next time he would hit him in the mouth. Next, as 155 was being taken to rec, he bit a guard on the arm until it bled. Detainee was not allowed rec and had comfort items removed. When asked why he did it, 155 just laughed. The guard was sent to medical where he is being evaluated. Finally, 767 yelled at female guard saying, ‘I am going to rape you. I am going to rape you. And when I get out of here I am going to kill you and your family.’ Sir, barring any questions, that concludes my report.”

    Those poor, abused terrorists.

    Cute chicks!

    August 25th, 2008

    Check out my Chicken McNuggets!!

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    Blogs always get more hits if there’s pictures of cute chicks.

    Brass Balls Radio: Studio Edition

    August 25th, 2008

    This is the new and hopefully improved recording of BBR. We used studio equipment, very little editing… we are basically practicing to move to a “live” format. What do you think? Did it turn out ok?

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    A woman’s prerogative

    August 23rd, 2008

    I tossed a coin last night… And I’m still in Kansas. Here I shall stay until further notice.

    Pussy

    August 21st, 2008

    An American soldier who fled to Canada when his unit was deployed to Iraq plans to plead guilty Friday to a reduced charge of desertion, his lawyer said.

    Pte. Robin Long, 25, of Boise, Idaho, faces up to three years in prison and a dishonourable discharge, civilian lawyer James Branam said Thursday.

    Long fled to Canada in 2005, but his request for refugee status was denied. He was deported from British Columbia on July 15 and sent to Fort Carson, Colo. after a judge refused to grant a stay of his deportation order.

    How did you like that free college education, Private?? Pussy.

    “Mosquitoes”, anyone?

    August 21st, 2008

    The soaring birth rate among immigrant mothers will soon become the main driver of Britain’s rapid population growth, Government experts predicted today.

    Immigration has been the biggest factor in increasing the population in recent years, and with millions of new arrivals starting families the birth rate is soaring.

    The Office for National Statistics said yesterday that it could be the main source of overall population growth as early as next year, overtaking immigration itself.

    Almost a quarter of all babies in Britain are now born to immigrant mothers. In London the figure is 54 per cent, rising to 75 per cent in some boroughs.

    Foreign-born mothers have an average of 2.54 children, compared with 1.79 for women born in the UK.

    Bug is no hero

    August 21st, 2008

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    Despite his badass winter sweater, my beloved Chihuahua is no hero. The killing of the coyote yesterday was something he just wasn’t suited to. I’ll let John tell the hilarious tale of Argghhh’s own Killing Fields.

    We’re about to see who is made of what, this evening.

    Suddenly Gunner pops upright, peering intently at the brush north of the barn - a site of several avian murders. Coming to full alert, he takes off like a flash.

    Kiki stands up, her bloodhound nose aquiver.

    Bug? Well, Bug… vibrates.

    Suddenly wild yipping and barking breaks out from the grass where Gunner sped. Kiki lets out a classic hound-like howl and bounds off into the brush.

    Bug vibrates.

    He died a hero

    August 20th, 2008

    Defending his hens.

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    Damn coyotes. He may have been my arch nemesis, but ya gotta respect a dude who dies for his wimmins. RIP Rocky.

    UPDATE! Thanks to John’s sharp eyes and cool head, the Acme company has one less coyote customer!! We will all sleep more soundly tonight…

    Sick

    August 20th, 2008

    Really, really sick. Go elsewhere for your bloggy goodness today.

    Racial Stereotype Alert!

    August 19th, 2008

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    For two years, a Brooklyn thug sat in an Oregon jail awaiting trial for a coldblooded murder, and all the fat felon could think about was food - a bucket of greasy chicken, a mouthful of lasagna, a slice of pizza.

    So when prosecutors offered to buy Tremayne Durham, 36, a fast-food buffet in exchange for a guilty plea that would land him behind bars, likely for the rest of his life, he bit right in.

    Durham’s insatiable need for greasy food - which included gorging on KFC and Popeye’s chicken, mashed potatoes, coleslaw, carrot cake, along with a pizza, two calzones, lasagna and ice cream - cost Oregon taxpayers only $41.70.

    Durham is a man who has problems saying no to his impulses.

    Sometimes it’s just too easy.

    Brass Balls Radio

    August 18th, 2008

    At long last, John Donovan.

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    The answer is, sadly, no

    August 17th, 2008

    Can we talk openly about native issues?

    Not in this country. Better to just ignore the problem, and hope it will die out all on its own. It’s the Canadian way.