[Fart-man] is taking legal action against Britain’s Ministry of Defense because he found pornography in a jail toilet.

Fartoosi is accused of masterminding a bombing campaign against British troops in Basra.

The offended terrorist further gripes that he could hear a porno movie playing on a soldier’s laptop. Also, he bumped his arm when being put in a vehicle, the lights in the corridor bother him when he’s trying to sleep, and his cell isn’t sufficiently air-conditioned. The horrors this put-upon villain have been made to endure are downright Gitmo-esque in their ghastliness.

Were the caves of Crapistan really that much better? Perhaps we ought to lock them up in caves, then. Apparently, they must be air conditioned.

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