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Why not ban criminals instead?

Mayor Miller is clutching a petition in his greedy, sweaty little palm, to have handguns banned in Canada. Ninety percent of the people who signed it are from Toronto, where gun ownership among law abiding residents is low. However, gun crime is high, especially in social housing and areas with a high proliferation of black, fatherless boys. Why not ban Jamaicans instead? After all, a gun sitting on a table is highly unlikely to kill anyone, even by accident. But a gang-banger who perceives “disrespect” will shoot first and not bother asking questions later.

Ontario went ahead with a pitbul ban - a specific breed of dog was singled out for genocide. C’mon Ontario - show us you really mean it with the gun ban. Go ahead, you soft-bellied, bike-riding, electric-car-buying, soy-munching city folk: Stand up and ban that what threatens you: The Jamaican. It makes a helluva lot more sense than banning an inanimate object.

Ah, but to do so would expose the mild city folk of Toronto for what they really are: A bunch of NIMBYs who know what the problems are but are too politically correct and inert to address them. More social housing! they cry. More basketball courts! (which is by far one of the most racist things I have ever heard). Yet, never in their lovely manicured neighborhoods. Hey, I hear ya - I don’t wanna live next door to some hair-trigger black boy with daddy issues and a chip on his shoulder, either. But I try to be honest about it.

C’mon, Toronto - step it up! You’ve already convinced the black community to go back to segregation, something we thought had gone the way of the Dodo a looong time ago. You’ve got them setting up separate black schools inside already existing white schools, so they can have separate entrances and their very own water fountains. And you even convinced them that it was their idea in the first place! Surely you can convince them to commit genocide on themselves. I mean, we’re already halfway there anyway, with the amount of shootings and stabbing that take place on any given weekend. Surely your solution is more guns, not less?

Good luck, Toronto, with this sticky little problem. But really, can’t you find a way to keep us law-abiding folk out of your little social engineering project? We have more important things to do.

9 Comments - Join in the conversation below »

  1. Are you trying to say you don’t like jerk chicken?

    Comment by BillyHW — August 5, 2008 @ 3:40 pm

  2. Nah, I just don’t like JERKS!

    RG

    Comment by Right Girl — August 5, 2008 @ 3:41 pm

  3. Looks like the Star had to close comments on that piece.

    Comment by BillyHW — August 5, 2008 @ 3:46 pm

  4. Tell us how you really feel, Wendy. Don’t hold back.

    Of course, “holding back” is the epitome of a civilized person, right?

    At least according to the schmoes who set the agenda.

    Comment by John of Argghhh! — August 6, 2008 @ 10:19 am

  5. The comments on that post were fun, too.

    Comment by John of Argghhh! — August 6, 2008 @ 10:22 am

  6. If Mullah Miller were to ban the BLACK criminals instead, then where wouldhe get his support from?

    Comment by Pissedoff — August 6, 2008 @ 10:42 am

  7. To really solve the larger more chronic problem of unaddressed gang crime, we need to ban gutless, visionless, inept, chicken shit Lettard ideologues who get in over their head when they accidentally get elected to positions of responsibility by foolish propagandized sheep who swallow utopian palcebos. Ban that and we’ll be getting somewhere in solving crime rates.

    Comment by WL Mackenzie Redux — August 10, 2008 @ 11:50 am

  8. The sheeple of the (americanized) city of jamaica oops I meant toronto voted Miller in and now they are reaping the rewards of his mastery of deflection. It is january 23 and the black thug that pulled his gun and blazed away at Osgoode station hitting another thug in the guts is still on the loose, despite video of him casually walking away, like he hasn’t a care in the world. Heres some news miller, not one of these punk ass bitches vote. I do like the idea of banning jamaicans, that is a very viable solution, immediately stop all immigration from that cesspool that only manages to export baby mommas, gun culture, sexual assault or in their own words stealing pussy, drugs, a badly distorted sense of entitlement (which has been flourishing in the multicultural miasma that is destroying my beautiful country!).

    Comment by hell on wheels — January 24, 2009 @ 12:15 am

  9. That person “hell on wheels” should run for Mayor of Toronto! She or he would have my vote in a heartbeat. Mayor Miller is one of those wonderful “social engineers” that bleat endlessly about marginalization poverty, exclusion etc. I read a quote that to me is right on the money ( I do not know the author but kudos to them!). It goes like this “racism is being used as a shield to hide behind and a weapon to beat society over the head with”. I will further add that “Marginalization poverty, exclusion, etc are being used in the same vein by spineless politicians and social workers who would change thier tune very quickly if they were victims of thugs (mostly black look at police stats correctional stats probation stats etc.)themselves. All of the reasons these social morons are quoting allow these thugs and thier families to use these bullshit reasons for continuing their chosen lifestyles. How about staying in school, you know finish school (this requires a certian amount of discipline), how about working for a living, how about having only the amount of children that you can actually support, you and I know this will never happen as long as “social leftist pollyannas are in power. These thugs will keep right on dealing drugs, shooting each other and innocent bystanders, they will continue to flaunt the laws in our faces because they are using this social workers excuses against the rest of society. It is way beyond time to bring the death penalty back it is way beyond time to deport the thug after he serves his entire sentence but not just the thug, deport the entire family(the thugs support system) back to country of origin. If they do have Canadian citizenship, revoke it immediately! And before you start screaming racist racist, I can tell you there are plenty of hard working honest black citizens and non citizens in Canada. Immigrants have built this bautiful country, I am talking about the primarily Jamaican dysfunctional culture like Mr. or Ms. Hell On Wheels quoted.

    Comment by cameron vornise — January 25, 2009 @ 2:47 pm

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