Because if you want to bugger little children
It’s best to use your religion as a defense.
Michael Jackson officially converts to Islam.
Now he can have all the boys he wants. It’s not “teh ghey” if your books of religious dogma say you can use boys for pleasure and women for procreation. He has done both. He was a Muslim all along, wasn’t he?
Is this for real - or is it just another publicity rumour by Michael Jackson’s people?
Comment by Xanthippa — November 21, 2008 @ 12:04 pm
Maybe he thinks the Bahrain prince that is suing him will cut him some slack.
Comment by Canadiana — November 21, 2008 @ 12:56 pm
Not surprised he converted. I seem to recall he had some Muslim types as bodyguards during his trial.
Anyway, now he can play the religious card if he gets in trouble with the law.
Comment by Canuckguy — November 21, 2008 @ 4:21 pm
I think the question is more, not does Michael Jackson want Islam, but will Islam want Michael Jackson?
I sure wouldn’t.
Comment by Gippergal — November 22, 2008 @ 1:16 am
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