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Chances are you’ll see me looking all rabbity, as I am coming down with a helluva cold.

Bullying at school can actually be good for children, an academic said yesterday. She said teachers should not protect pupils from playground spats as they can help them handle difficult events in the future.

Helene Guldberg, associate lecturer in child development at the Open University, says official fretting ‘over the supposedly terrible dangers of bullying in the playground, can do more harm than good’.

Can we please stop turning our children into whiney-baby little pansies like the Warmans and Kinsellas of the world? The kind who run around grassing up their peers for being “mean” or “offensive” to their delicate sensibilities?

It’s time out kids - and our adults - learned that in the grownup world, people aren’t always as nice as you want them to be. You just have to suck it up and learn to deal.

The quantity and quality of hate mail that Michelle Malkin receives continues to astound me. The usual lefty-misogyny “cunt” “douche” “whore” stuff is out in full force, along with the racism of “the tolerant” in calling out her Filippina nationality.

YOU FUCKING NEOCON, AUTHORITARIAN, LYING BITCH. ALEX JONES EXPOSED YOU. HE MADE YOU LOOK LIKE A GUM SMACKING HIGH SCHOOL CUNT. YOU COULDNT COPE WITH ANYTHING HE SAID…ALL YOU COULD DO WAS SMACK YOUR GUM AND TRY THE LAME “TALK TO THE HAND” GESTURE. GO SUCK SEAN HANNITY’S DICK. YOU LOOK LIKE AN ASIAN WHORE FROM SOME TITTY BAR IN MANILA. GREAT SHTICK YOU HAVE…THE “MINORITY” UNCLE TOM WHO THROWS RED MEAT TO THE FOX NEWS IDIOTS! GO COVER UP MORE ANIMAL CRUELTY! GO CALL FOR MORE INTERNMENT CAMPS YOU FILTHY PIECE OF SHIT! GO CALL FOR MORE ISRAELI SLAUGHTER AGAINST CHILDREN! FUCK YOU!

JASMINE BENITEZ
NYC

Keep it classy, yo.

On the subject of the stimulus and principled stands.

How much is your CEO getting paid during these tough times?

Why, that’s the kind of low-ball joke a hater like me would make!

The fact that it was made - not once but twice - by Internet Nazi hunter and anti-racist extrordinaire Warren “My Shit Don’t Stink” Kinsella is… well, it’s pretty damn funny.

Looks like Warren has some egg foo yung on his face, no?

BBQ cat & rice? Looks like he choked on it.

A classic from Kate’s (sorry, that would be KKKate’s) comments:

If we don’t crush WK’s rights, we’ll lose our freedoms. There’ll be Chinese people in ovens and neo-liberal bands of skinheaded leftards wreaking havoc across the land. There’ll be small children writing Liberal signs at knee height in bathrooms. Oh, the Horror!!

It’s time for this insidious free speech to be crushed so that our rights are protected and our delicate sensitivities are not harmed! After all, someone’s FEELINGS may be hurt!!!! What could be worse than that??

Lol. Scratch a leftard/Liberal and you’ll find a brain-addled hypocrite without self-awareness.
Posted by: Warwick at January 29, 2009 10:06 AM

I count the ways every time I post an article to Girl on the Right. After all, without y’all, I’d just be talking to myself. Without my readers, I would have died last year. Between your monetary gifts and even roofs over my head, you made 2009 possible for me. Without you I wouldn’t be here right now.

Anyway, I didn’t want this to get maudlin. There’s a higher purpose to this post. Valentine’s Day is coming… but before it gets here, Girl on the Right will turn 5! That’s right, I’ve been hacking away at this blog for five years, effective Wednesday, February 11. There were days along the way I wanted to chuck it all, shut it down and forget everything I’d learned about things like Islam and the way governments are run. I even took a hiatus for most of the month of December, just for a break. In fact (I’ll let you all in on a little secret), I was planning on selling Girl on the Right in the New Year. I was tired.

But like all great loves, you have your bad days along with your good ones. It doesn’t mean you have to toss the whole relationship. You don’t have to cut and run.

Tell me you love me.

For RightGirl’s 5th birthday, I am holding a contest. I want you, my loyal readership, to write me a love letter. I want you to write a letter to RightGirl, or to the blog itself, telling me why you come back day after day, and what you’ve gained from your time here.

Get creative. Send it in an email, in a YouTube video or even a spoken-word MP3.

Send submissions to iloverightgirl-AT-gmail-DOT-com

The winner will receive:

* A copy of America Alone, signed by Mark Steyn
* A copy of The Tyranny of Nice, signed by Kathy Shaidle
* A Larry, Curly & Mohamed shirt
* A box of Valentine chocolates

In addition, your letter or MP3 will be on Brass Balls Radio, and your video will be posted here at GOTR.

Winner will be announced on February 11th, with snippets of your fab entries posted in the days leading up.

Good luck, and thank you for five wonderful years.

Sigh. RightGirl will not be attending CPAC this year. As much as it sucks, sometimes I have to be a grownup and accept my grownup responsibilities. That means not spending untold amounts of dosh on a Washington DC hotel room.

However, in other RightGirl bloggy news, there’s something big coming this way. Big, huge, gargantuan. And good. So stay tuned for your chance to share in some excitement here at Girl on the Right.

Oh this is funny. On a Tweet Tip from Jon, here is Anderson Cooper the day after the inauguration.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is why I don’t drink before Brass Balls Radio.

This is it, folks. We’re down to our last dozen or so shirts. If you still haven’t got yours, now is your chance. Click here. Sizes are L & XL.

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…none of this would have happened.

A schoolboy was stabbed to death in a frenzied attack minutes after leaving a party staged by campaigners against black youth violence.

Naturally our young victim was “known to police”, most likely from all the good works he had done within the community in the past.

Darling Stevie had previously been stabbed in the arse.

No, we’re not still talking about Dita Von Teese. We’re talking about dinner.

Strange, but I was having this exact conversation the other night, as I was cooking the living hell out of a couple of pieces of chicken. Then this article pops into my inbox.

In an effort to eat compassionately, many people choose free-range chickens and eggs — assuming that the birds lived happy, high-quality lives before they became dinner. A free-range label, however, doesn’t guarantee your poultry had a worry-free existence.

Swedish researchers have discovered that, if farmers aren’t extremely careful, bacterial infections like E. coli can run rampant through free-range chicken flocks. The finding raises questions about what’s best for both animals and people.

There just doesn’t seem to be a safe, humane way to raise poultry for consumption. Battery chickens are crushed into tiny cages and usually fed steroids to grow large and fast for slaughter. Not cool.

But let me tell you a thing or two I learned about free range chickens while I was on the farm in Kansas. Chickens are damn disgusting. They will eat anything. We’d throw them leftovers from dinner, which often included chicken, and they would eat it. Disgusting cannibals! They also eat the eggs that they lay. We won’t even go into the amount of poop they manage to get in their food and water… instead let’s talk about something even more gross.

Free range chickens could theoretically survive the summer months without being fed by humans. Here’s how. They eat bugs, right? In fact, they gorge on them. So, they shit the bugs out, and the chicken shit attracts more bugs! The chickens then consume their own feces which is now full of yummy bugs.

Hungry? Didn’t think so.

The chickens at Castle Argghhh! Farms weren’t for consumption, but for eggs. Still, watching them was almost enough to put me off my dinner.

Almost. Instead I just cooked the high holy hell out of whatever chicken I’m about to eat.

Enjoy your dinner.

Any article about Dita Von Teese ought to have pictures. So, here’s one for you.

You can’t make this stuff up. In fact, if you tried, you’d be thrown in jail. The screaming banshees of “enlightened feminism” have fits of apoplexy anytime someone even infers that abortion might not be the best/only choice. They scream about The Patriarchy™ and the male domination of women’s bodies in Judeo-Christian societies. Yet if a brown person says it’s ok to rape and beat your wives, the crickets chirp in the deafening silence from the women’s groups. After all, it’s his culture, and all foreign cultures are better than ours, so should therefore be universally respected.

A Muslim cleric has sparked outrage by telling his followers it is acceptable to rape and beat their wives.

Samir Abu Hamza, who runs an Islamic centre in Melbourne, ridiculed Australian laws banning forced sex within marriage.

Hamza told a male audience in Sydney: ‘Amazing, how can a person rape his wife?’

He added that wives must immediately respond to their husbands’ sexual demands.

The firebrand preacher also said a man was entitled to use ‘limited force’ as a last resort to punish a disobedient wife.

He explained: ‘After you have advised them for a long, long time, then you smack them, you beat them and - please brothers, calm down - the beating that the Muhammad showed is like the toothbrush that you use to brush your teeth.’

Ok everybody. Food fair is over. Time to send these people back to their caves.

Fellow Toronto blogger Damian Brooks (who we interviewed here on Brass Balls Radio) has made it to Afghanistan.

Damian writes:

The information that we’ve been receiving, the treatment and access we’ve been given, the professionalism and motivation we’ve been shown has all been extraordinary. To be honest, it’s been like trying to drink from a fire hose from oh-dark-thirty until the wee hours every day.

The only problem has been connectivity. And we’ve finally figured out a work-around for that so that I can post: I’m using a welfare computer and a memory stick with my photos on it. A bit labyrinthine, but it’s better than gun-tape and baling wire. And I guess I have something to feed into Lessons Learned after all…

So excited for you, Damian. Wish I could be there, too!

killing “American unbelievers” was honorable

Another fine member of the Religion of Peace™ from Sudan tells us he’s innocent of murdering an American diplomat (but boy he wishes he had).

Mohamed Makkawi Ibrahim Mohamed [I'd lock him up just for that name. He's a danger to society with a name like that.] is one of five men accused of murdering John Granville, a 33-year-old officer with the U.S. Agency for International Development, and his driver, Abdelrahman Abbas Rahama, 39.

Both were shot dead while returning home from New Year’s Eve celebrations in Khartoum early on January 1 2008 in a crime that shocked Westerners in the capital, previously seen as one of Africa’s safest cities.

“Killing American unbelievers is an honor, but I was not involved in this case,” Mohamed Makkawi told Khartoum north court.

During cross-examination from the judge, he said he had been tortured into confessing to the crime and had never met three of the other defendants before seeing them in prison.

Love those open borders!

An illegal immigrant who was due to be deported from the UK for a third time, has been jailed for five-and-a-half years for the rape and beating of a teenage girl.

Peter Delisser, 36, from Jamaica, came to Britain 12 years ago under the name Peter Cohen, and lived in the country illegally after marrying British woman Sally Weir, with whom he has two young sons.

Delisser was deported in 1999 but slipped back into the UK under the same name.

He was deported a second time but came back again in October 2001, calling himself Richard Hutchinson.

Despite being already married, he married a second woman but was arrested and jailed for bigamy in 2005.

He was due to be deported after his release from the four-month prison sentence but managed to evade the attention of the authorities for long enough to rape his 18-year-old victim, with whom he had formed a relationship.

Click the above link to the article to see why he shouldn’t have been let in the first time, calling himself “Cohen”. The likelihood of his Kosher-ness would have been up for questioning if someone had actually done their goddam job. The government and the Home Office are as responsible for the rape and beating of that girl as this monster is.

Portland’s queer mayor/pillar of the community is a pedophile.

Adams made his comments to WW on Monday at 4 pm as it was preparing to publish a story updating a story from September 2007 about Adams and Breedlove, a legislative intern whom Adams met in 2005 when Breedlove was 17.

In that original story, both insisted their relationship was platonic in 2005. But today, Adams said in a telephone interview from Washington DC that the original story was untrue. He said they had sex after Breedlove turned 18 in June 2005.

“I want to publicly acknowledge I made a mistake and apologize for it,” said Adams, who is in DC for the presidential inauguration tomorrow of Barack Obama. “In the past, I’ve characterized my relationship with Beau Breedlove as purely non-sexual and that is not true.”

Stay tuned for NAMBLA to argue that because the intern was in his late teens, it’s all perfectly legal, no coercion, blah blah. It’s a Democrat thing, not a gay thing. All that intern-fucking and lying. I guess it all depends on what the definition of “is” is.

This is the best statement on the Ottawa bus strike I have seen so far. (photo courtesy of Mike Carroccetto)

I’m running a little behind today due to yesterday’s Hope-and-Change-a-thon. So while I’m working out something substantial for y’all to read here on GOTR, go check out my latest on New Media and the GOP at Today.com.

Wow, I take it all back. This really is Change We Can Believe In™!

The murdering Ted Kennedy and the Klansman Robert Byrd both collapsed at the Obama luncheon.

Obama is a very powerful force to be reckoned with, people. Yes, he can.

The world is now peaceful, with all terror and strife put to rest. The environment is healed and the globe is just the right temperature. All Muslims are now moderate and embracing their Infidel neighbors. Our boys are coming home from their wars, embraced and accepted by their peers for the sacrifice they’ve made. Zionists have been put in their place, under heel, where they belong. Cheney can’t walk. Heavy drinking no longer causes hangovers and all farts now smell like marshmallows.

Well, it’s been a good ride. The devil and I can take the next four years off, I guess.

What’s that you say? It’s still the same shitty world we had yesterday? Really? How is that possible?? I was promised change, dammit, and I want it NOW!

Aw, shit. Looks like I better keep paying for my hosting for a few more years, huh?

Oh well. Great conversation happening in the comments here. Come join us.

I love Ytzak Pearlman. Even though I’m sure I just spelled his name wrong.