Things I’ve Learned
In no particular order:
- Never eat sushi on a Monday. The fish is left over from the weekend.
- Never drink with anyone you wouldn’t consent to sleeping with if you were sober.
- Front to back. Always.
- Margaritas prevent scurvy.
- “free” “health” “care” is actually 3 lies for the price of 1.
- Sometimes parents lie.
- When you can lie better than your parents, you are a grownup.
- “Anti-Zion” is code for “I hate Jews”.
- Never eat chili before a road trip.
Why does your Atom feed have an ad for singlemuslim.com?
Comment by BillyHW — June 11, 2009 @ 8:02 pm
Funny, isn’t it? I write about Muslims all the time, so Google assumed I must be playing matchmaker. We cannot control the Google, we must accept the Google.
RG
Comment by Right Girl — June 11, 2009 @ 8:54 pm
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Never leave home with ripped underwear. (Mom really was right about about that whole emergency/hospital thing.)Trust me, save your self the embarrassment.
Comment by Leanne — June 12, 2009 @ 1:04 pm