Shabbos Goy
That’s how my Vast Zionist Conspiracy friends refer to me. I’m the Goy who does things on Saturdays the Jews can’t/won’t do, like protests and such. From Friday sunset through Saturday sunset, the Jews are forbidden from doing… pretty much everything.
Which might explain how I got enrolled in Caliphs to Kings hosted by Azzam (blow yourselves up for Palestine) Tamimi.
You can read about it all in an upcoming issue of the Jewish Tribune.
In the meantime I will bask in the knowledge that I am following in great footsteps. Elvis Presley, Colin Powell and Mario Cuomo all had jobs as Shabbos Goys when they were growing up.
Just think of what heights I may climb to!
Have a great weekend, everyone.
It was great to see you last night, Wendy. I’m really looking forward to reading your report.
Comment by Josephine — July 25, 2009 @ 9:56 am
Wendy, of all I heard and read about you, you will do a bang up job. Will you just have to sit there and take notes or can you embarrass him with questions only you know to pose?:):) Cause if you can ask questions, he is sure to run to the UN afterwards and ask them to condemn Canada:):)
Comment by Vardit — July 26, 2009 @ 1:47 am
As you know Shabbos Goys play an important role in Jewish community life. Thank you!
Comment by Pseudonym — July 26, 2009 @ 10:38 pm
The Tribune appreciates your help!
I happen to be the Jew who was allowed to to enjoy his Shabbos (and Sunday & Monday too) thanks to your coverage of the lectures.
Looking forward to reading the story!
Comment by Tevy — July 29, 2009 @ 8:24 am