Dear Toronto Residents,
That garbage strike really sucked, didn’t it? Six weeks in the middle of summer, we were stuck with rubbish rotting away in our various colored bins - green, blue and black. Yes siree, for six loooong weeks those bins were mini composting machines. So, here’s the thing you need to do now that trash is once more being collected:
Wash the fucking things, wouldja??
Now, even with weekly service resumed, there is still bits of rot down at the bottom of all these bins, which are left open after the city trucks have gone by. Those six weeks of composting left a sludge that takes bleach to remove.
So bleach them. Please. Because I actually vomited while walking along Avenue Road this evening. A cupful of Clorox and the garden hose will wash away David Miller’s sin from the bottom of your bins, and keep the scent-sitive types such as myself from losing their lunch over it.
Thanks muchly.
Wendy
I know pretty much nothing about this garbage strike you speak of, but I’m kind of shocked that people didn’t just pile it up at the union’s headquarters. But that’s just me.
Comment by EvilRedScandi — August 27, 2009 @ 9:42 pm
Damn it Evil you could have mentioned that a lot sooner.
Comment by Bob Devine — August 28, 2009 @ 1:39 am
Glad to hear you vomited. I assume that you cleaned up your vomit, right? Because walking over some girl’s vomit is a lot more gross than passing by a garbage bin. It’s also a biohazard. You could probably use the same bleach you speak of.
But I’ll bet ya didn’t clean it up, did ya Wendy. Blech, conservative girls are nasty.
Comment by Ry-Tron — August 28, 2009 @ 9:13 am
Nope. I barfed on the lawn of the asshole who doesn’t clean his bins out. He deserved it.
Comment by Right Girl — August 28, 2009 @ 9:16 am
Come on, you knew that it was going to be this way when they came back to work. Bring back the rats!
Quit being such a P-Word.
Comment by Paul Mitchell — August 28, 2009 @ 10:05 am
That has to be one of the most profound things said in any context that uses the F-bomb, Wendy.
Keep the funnies going.
Found the site via the Hyacinth Girl, another conservative chick, at slightly lower latitude.
Thanx!
Comment by Wakefield Tolbert — August 28, 2009 @ 11:35 am
Ry-Tron, sounds like you need to clean your mouth out with bleach.
Comment by The Lone Ranger — August 28, 2009 @ 4:10 pm
I have a feeling folks are not wshing them for a reason.
Its the only way to get some back, of the hell they put you through.
Its not you they want to see hacking your guts out. Its the real tormenters they envision with not a little secret joy of loosing lunch. The garbageman or refuse bully if you will.
Comment by Revnant Dream — August 28, 2009 @ 6:30 pm
Garbage strike over…great…anyone been stoned yet this ram-a-dammed holiday, or have things finally settled down in T.O., everyone of those over tolerant imbiciles has decided to succumb to the backward traditions of the lunatic extremists and stop eating on the subways….from ‘dusk to dawn’… Meanwhile across most of the rest of Canada…things still look fairly Canadian…at least for now….and no one has been threatened by the crackpot police at 11 division who think it is part of their mandate to sanction irony…satire…any type of humor that effects the inside of the rectal channel.
Comment by morticia — August 30, 2009 @ 11:48 am