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Blogging from my BlackBerry. So no links - just random thoughts.

SeaWorld killing. Am I the only one who laughed? Seriously, think about it from the whale’s perspective. There he is doing soft-shoe minstrel shows for a bunch of crackers three times a day for fucking YEARS, and he finally snaps and kills an overseer. It’s like Roots or something! The whale oughta be given a medal and left the fuck alone.

I’m moving next week. My travails are finally coming to an end. About bloody time, too. The things I’ve seen in the last 6 months would be enough to make my readers’ hair stand on end and promptly fall out.

Gays - according to another beauty queen - should be put to death. Hmmm… There are quite a few stupid, misbehaving, irresponsible straight people I know who will die long before a lot of queers. Either way, the choices you make will usually decide the outcome.

Rachel Maddow is one of Martin Sheen’s sons. I’m sure of it.

Ok, I’m in a comfy bed tonight, so I’ll be asleep soon. I hope I dream of killer Killer Whales.

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5 Comments - Join in the conversation below »

  1. No, you were not the only one that actually laughed about the KILLER whale KILLING something. When an animal has KILLER in its name, you might want to give it a wide berth, unless it is a KILLER kitty or some other animal. Well, unless you are Jimmuh Cartuh, then KILLER rabbit immediately springs to mind.

    Comment by paul mitchell — February 24, 2010 @ 11:37 pm

  2. I LAUGHED MY ASS OF WHEN I READ ABOUT THAT WHALE. The wife thought I was insensitive and “scary”. I told her to shut up or I’d sic my whale on her! HA!

    Comment by DarthKeller — February 25, 2010 @ 10:28 am

  3. Oh I don’t know, a fine young woman dead for no good reason and I bet it leaves a big hole in a number of lives. It’s at least as sad as your recent travails.

    Comment by ligneus — February 25, 2010 @ 7:53 pm

  4. I laughed amazingly hard, and for some reason Katt Williams skit about the Tiger keeps coming to mind. If you don’t mind me posting, check this link (youtube). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3_p8b2fwjk

    And secondly, a short article from one of my fav weekly reads. SAVAGE LOVE ( http://weeklydig.com/diversions/savage-love/201002/anal-incentive )

    Comment by gorillamonk — March 2, 2010 @ 9:51 am

  5. *
    everybody says whales are pretty damn smart… maybe he was just lookin’ for a little payback.

    *

    Comment by neo — March 8, 2010 @ 3:04 pm

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