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Oh shut up!

I’ve received a few emails about the link ad to the right of the screen. The one about cigarettes. One person reminded me that my mother died of lung cancer when I was still a child - good thing this busybody reminded me, because I had forgotten!

Look, I’m not Warren Kinsella, despite my affection for drinking, bad music, fucking around and pissing off my employers. Ok, maybe I am Warren Kinsella. But I’m not going to nanny you to death over your choices, and I don’t expect you to nanny me over my advertising.

The thing is, the guy who put the ad there paid me for it. He paid me in cash, not in cigarettes. That link on the side of my blog isn’t going to persuade me to smoke, and it likely isn’t going to persuade you either. But if you already smoke - and it’s frankly none of my fucking business if you do - you might be interested in the site he’s pimping.

There’s also an ad there for some kind of dick pills. I’m not terribly likely to take those, either (might be more suited to Warren, actually), but the ad is there in case someone is interested.

I don’t care if people smoke. I only care about me. And I don’t smoke. So please shut up.

Thanks!

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7 Comments - Join in the conversation below »

  1. There’s an ad for smokes on this blog? Awesome! Can we get an ad for guns and beer - then your blog could be the unofficial ATF blog!

    Comment by DarthKeller — March 5, 2010 @ 3:48 pm

  2. Crud…now I feel bad about pointing out the ad for the International Muslim Matrimonial Site…

    Sorry…Really, I am. At the time, I thought it was funny that it fell under the Wilders post. Jeez Louise! I wish I’d kept my typing fingers to myself now.

    Ummm…I might try some of those electronic cigarettes, though…

    Comment by Andy — March 5, 2010 @ 5:28 pm

  3. RG Great to see you back on your game! Give it to them girl!! We all live in glass houses……….and those “A” holes who think they are above us should take up smoking, as on a barbecue spit! I think the cannibals amongst us would enjoy….tastes like pork, so they say!

    Comment by richard — March 5, 2010 @ 6:55 pm

  4. Perfect!

    Comment by skramk — March 5, 2010 @ 7:27 pm

  5. I would just about give my dick for a cigarette right now.

    Comment by paul mitchell — March 6, 2010 @ 12:05 am

  6. Refer the cigarette guy for me….I’ll post it, lol. :)

    Comment by Tammy — March 8, 2010 @ 12:51 pm

  7. Thanks for the ad, RG, I too embrace all the vices, and proudly. I eagerly await the ads for Bacon!

    Comment by will — March 10, 2010 @ 8:54 am

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