A well-armed medical militia
I woke up this morning to discover that America desperately wants to be Canada. For the life of me I can’t understand why. Personally, I think Americans ought to be storming the gates. Enough with the homemade banners and “don’t tread on me” - that’s for amateurs. It’s time to actually lock the sons o’bitches out of the White house and Capitol.
Paul over at Liberal Smash is pissed. Claims he’s not going to pay taxes again. I hope he sticks to it, but I have a feeling it’s all bluster at this point. People are emotional. The thing is, threats mean nothing if you don’t carry them out.
The Closet Conservative is Canadian, and Americans would do well to pay attention to us. We’ve lived with this blight for decades. We know what you’re in for.
So Americans, here’s a few tips, from one “free” “health” “care” sucker to another:
- Expand your home first aid kit to include a defibrillator, gallons of rubbing alcohol, ether if you can get your hands on it, and a dozen brand-new, sparkling clean x-acto knives
- Learn to give stitches
- Get over any squeamishness about lancing boils or any other messy-but-simple procedures - you’re on your own now
- Keep enough cold medicine on hand, and don’t run to the doctor for sore throats
- Learn to recognize dangerous childhood diseases like meningitis and appendicitis, because publicly paid doctors usually skip that course, especially if they were trained in Cameroon
- Locate your nearest large animal veterinarian, and pay them well to take x-rays and MRIs
As a final tip, should a loved-one go into hospital, bring cleaning supplies. Most people don’t realize that the first area to be cut back are the cleaning staff. Be on-hand as an advocate for your loved one at all times. This may mean taking a leave of absence, which could cost you your home, but hey - in Obamaland those things can’t happen. Right?
I am serious. They can come lock me up. I’m done.
Comment by paul mitchell — March 22, 2010 @ 12:03 pm
I’m so done. I told my husband he better file separately going forward, because I’m going to mess up the whole enchilada. I pay those %^&*@!! thousands of dollars a year, and I’m done too.
Comment by Kimberly Haney — March 22, 2010 @ 12:27 pm
I believe you both run your own businesses, don’t you? Well, good for you. Go Galt!
RG
Comment by Right Girl — March 22, 2010 @ 12:29 pm
Wendy…I’m done, too. There are millions of us that are.
Comment by Andy — March 22, 2010 @ 1:47 pm
No, Americans didn’t want the monstrosity known as Obamacare. The corrupt, Constitution-hating Marxists who are unfortunately in power (for now) used every dirty trick in the book to force it upon the taxpayers. Trust me, the annoyance which turned into frustration that turned into anger is now turning into outright loathing for this administration and this congress and it ain’t fading away any time soon because they’ve pushed us too far. Just watch and see.
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This is terrible, and it will have a very negative effect on Canadians as well. Where will people such as Danny Williams go now?
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