Comments on: I don’t know how much longer this laptop will last http://girlontheright.com/2010/07/27/i-dont-know-how-much-longer-this-laptop-will-last/ For girls with pearls... Since 2004 Mon, 13 Feb 2012 05:36:46 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: Frank Booth http://girlontheright.com/2010/07/27/i-dont-know-how-much-longer-this-laptop-will-last/comment-page-1/#comment-10955 Frank Booth Thu, 29 Jul 2010 06:42:21 +0000 http://girlontheright.com/?p=4510#comment-10955 What species (HP, Dell, Apple{ugh}) is your laptop? Which OS (WXP, Vista{ugh}, Linux) is installed? Do you require the services of a hardware wizard or a software soothsayer? Here is a simple home remedy---arrange several candles on the keyboard and light them. Now find something else to do like iron your gentleman's shirts, wash a neighbor's car, or mow their lawn while the candles burn out. If your computer still does not work after this ritual you may need to replace it. Light up a nice cigar, pour some of your finest 'wine in a box' and relax on the floor with Bug! Pets like it when you visit them on their turf, or carpet. What species (HP, Dell, Apple{ugh}) is your laptop? Which OS (WXP, Vista{ugh}, Linux) is installed? Do you require the services of a hardware wizard or a software soothsayer? Here is a simple home remedy—arrange several candles on the keyboard and light them. Now find something else to do like iron your gentleman’s shirts, wash a neighbor’s car, or mow their lawn while the candles burn out. If your computer still does not work after this ritual you may need to replace it. Light up a nice cigar, pour some of your finest ‘wine in a box’ and relax on the floor with Bug! Pets like it when you visit them on their turf, or carpet.

]]> By: Andy http://girlontheright.com/2010/07/27/i-dont-know-how-much-longer-this-laptop-will-last/comment-page-1/#comment-10937 Andy Tue, 27 Jul 2010 20:50:50 +0000 http://girlontheright.com/?p=4510#comment-10937 They're on sale at BestBuy. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hkJL6wRBE8" rel="nofollow">HeyWendy, get you one!</a> Or maybe a second one. They’re on sale at BestBuy. HeyWendy, get you one!

Or maybe a second one.

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