Big deal. He’s a socialist (no family values) who married an Asian. Suddenly it’s a shock that he visited an Asian massage parlor?

Yawn.

Instead, it seems the eJACKulator is getting sympathy. This doesn’t surprise me. Canada is Eurotrash - we have very different values compared to our Southern neighbors. Bill Clinton’s blow job was front page news for TWO YEARS. Jack Layton’s handjob won’t even be a blip on our radar up here.

Personally, as I’ve mentioned repeatedly in Brass Balls Radio, I will be thrilled on Tuesday, when all this election nonsense is over. We have too many of them in Canada, and all with the same result. In fact, I think the Canadian public needs a happy ending for all the political horseshit we have to endure.

Everyone looks for products, services and employment via Craigs List, right?

But what if you’re looking for something more specific? If you are a dental professional, you don’t want to have to trawl through ads looking for veterinary technicians or couches for sale, just to find the items that you need. In fact, if you try to search for “dental”on Craigs List, you will see every job that offers an insurance benefit plan that includes dental. Not very helpful.

Post and Core is a site for dental professionals, by dental professionals. Looking for a job, a piece of equipment, a new team member for your office - or a whole new office? Get in touch with the right people in your state via Post and Core.

Post and Core is broken down by state, city and by category. You’ll be able to pinpoint exactly the job/product/service you are looking for.

Jimmie Bise’s blog, The Sundries Shack, turns seven today!

Git yer butts over there and spread some good wishes and/or cash.

…or get the spanking!

One of Baroness Margaret Thatcher’s famous handbags is going on the auction block at Christie’s on June 27.

Oh Mags, how you shaped my life. I was a little kid when Reagan took office, and I adored him. But he couldn’t be much of a role model for a little girl playing dress-up. There was always Nancy, of course, but she was the wife. Not the same. Besides, red doesn’t really suit me.

The along came Maggie with her pearls and her handbags. To this day you’ll see me clipping along in my heels, handbag slung over my right arm, pink pearls at my throat.

From the comments at the Daily Mail:

i think it should have pride of place next to the ceremonial mace in the commons. and swung liberaly at the heads of brain dead socialist and eu-puppets
- simon, GB, 25/4/2011 12:05

Thank you, Mrs. Thatcher, for giving me the tagline to my website (for girls with pearls) and a place to carry my compact.

I’ve lost 30lbs since Christmas, but it’s nowhere near enough to put me in shorts without frightening the local children.

So I dug this excellent diet back out of mothballs. I was doing this last year until I realized I couldn’t afford healthy food (you may want to listen to this week’s Brass Balls Radio for a good rant about the price of arugula at Whole Foods, ahem…), then shoved it in a virtual drawer and forgot about it.

But now that the sun is shining and my fridge is stocked, I decided it’s time to get serious. I’m currently losing about half a pound to 1.5 lbs per week. I want to bring that up to about 3 lbs per week.

Before it’s time to squeeze into a bathing suit, feel free to follow along with me.

This week’s show, also known as the “I brought the olives” edition, contains more than the recommended daily allowance of stupid Muslim tricks and general bitchery. You don’t want to miss it!

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Girl on the Right couldn’t have picked a better day than Easter to come back online!

As for you, the supposed faithful, when you are asked to click ads (free) or purchase through my links (inexpensive), don’t be a bunch of Doubting Thomases. For seven years I’ve been providing bloggy goodness for FREE. Would it kill you to help out a bit around the house?

Thanks, and Happy Easter!

Bolivians worshipping Gaia, Justin Beiber and why we’re apologizing for him, and Craig turns into a Cyborg. ‘Gaia’ background art via ArchanN at deviantart.com.

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Yeah, I know I’m behind the times. Most people have already read this one. However, ironic as it may seem, I always put off buying it because… I couldn’t afford it!

I work 40 hours a week at a regular office job, and another 20 at a freelance gig, and I’m still broke. So I used my Amazon affiliate certificates to order The 4-Hour Workweek, Expanded and Updated: Expanded and Updated, With Over 100 New Pages of Cutting-Edge Content.

The key, from what I’ve gleaned thus far, is outsourcing, outsourcing, outsourcing! Rather ironic, when you consider that as a freelance content writer, I am one who is being outsourced to. Now I’m supposed to turn the tables and outsource to someone else. Hmmm…

I’m only a couple of chapters in, but if I can better learn how to create ongoing passive income, I’ll be thrilled.

Grab your copy of The 4-Hour Workweek, Expanded and Updated: Expanded and Updated, With Over 100 New Pages of Cutting-Edge Content from Amazon today. In this economy, it’s worth a shot.

Some of you who are already savvy in affiliate marketing and making pocket money from your blogs might already have heard about Bring The Fresh. For the rest of you…

I’ve been shoring up my income for over a year with affiliate sales, like through Amazon and other sources. I don’t work too hard at it, but it’s always nice to get a check when I’m not expecting it. The way to make these sales is to drive fresh eyes to your website in ever larger numbers. This means working the search engines (namely Google) with SEO - Search Engine Optimization.

If you’ve been busting your ass writing quality content for your site, but just aren’t getting the hits you know you deserve, SEO can show you how to tweak your content to be sexier for Google. Once Google searches you out and starts moving you up in the search rankings, more eyes will find you.

SEO is a multimillion dollar industry. I know, because I work very closely with an SEO company. They have writers that do nothing all day except review and tweak websites to improve search rankings, for which that company is handsomely paid.

But what if you’re a little guy, or an affiliate marketer like me? Small business owners have to do so much for themselves that the big guys can afford to outsource, and SEO is one of those things that can be learned.  Bring the Fresh will provide all the tools you need to start driving new, targeted traffic to your website.

I strongly suggest checking it out. I’ve been using it for a few months on one of my content sites, and Google and I are fast falling in love.

In fact, I like to think they improve any environment I happen to be in.

However, Marks and Spencer wants to eliminate my carbon tit print.

Eco labels have become increasingly popular as shoppers make more effort to consume environmentally friendly products.

But now Marks & Spencer has made ‘going green’ even easier as it today launched the high street’s first ever carbon neutral bra.

Part of the new Autograph Leaves lingerie collection, the retail chain has calculated the footprint of the entire range, which includes four styles of bra, three knickers and a set of suspenders.

The figure, calculated by The Carbon Trust Footprinting Certification Company, takes into account each item’s complete life cycle - from component manufacture to transportation and even the energy customers use washing and drying their underwear.

The collection was manufactured at the M&S eco-model factory in Thurulie, Sri Lanka.

The innovative renewable energy features and reduced waste initiatives implemented at this site have helped reduce the carbon intensity of the energy used by an estimated 33%, compared to typical factory production.

Everything you need to know about the green movement can be summed up in those bolded words above: The Carbon Trust Footprinting Certification Company.

No one, and I mean no one, can convince me that the climate change cabal is anything but a money-making scheme, similar to the pet rock craze of the 70s.

Bolivia is to pass a law — called la Ley de Derechos de la Madre Tierra (The Law of Mother Earth) — which will grant nature equal rights to humans.

The law — the first of its kind — aims to encourage a major shift in attitudes towards conservation and to reduce pollution and exploitation of natural resources. It sees a range of new rights established for nature including the right to life; the right to water and clean air; the right to repair livelihoods affected by human activities and the right to be free of pollution.

While I agree with the pollution thing (who wouldn’t really?), we have dominion over plants and animals, with only viruses above us in the food chain. So unless the viruses made this rule, it’s rubbish.

What happens to a Bolivian that eats a carrot, for god’s sake? Is he committing a crime? I mean, if the carrot has the same rights as the man, how dare the man eat it??

Come to think of it, what about all the cocaine that clearly went into the creation of this law? Will Bolivians still be able to cut the Coca plant and produce the coke?

More health news out of the UK; the epicenter of socialized health care.

Growing numbers of patients are being denied treatment for conditions such as loss of sight, arthritis and infertility* as the NHS increasingly rations healthcare in order to save money, research by the Guardian shows.

Services for patients with mental health problems and addictions and those who need physiotherapy after accidents are being scaled back, while operations to fix hernias or remove cataracts or varicose veins are either being refused or delayed.

Naturally the Conservatives are being blamed. After all, fuzzy-bunny Labour just kept dumping untold amounts of money into the NHS - not that it did any good. Canada throws money at the problem all the time, too, and yet still people are being triaged through a Tim Horton’s in the lobby.

Until such time as the NHS and other commie health services around the globe realize that they need to start cutting management and admin positions, the problem won’t improve. Health services need fewer administrators, less regulation that requires administrators, and more fucking doctors!

*Fertility is not a right, I’m sorry. It’s a natural biological function, but not one that is life threatening. For example, if you are constipated more than 5 days, you need to see a doctor to have that function regulated. If you can’t conceive, you won’t die. The NHS should no more be paying for fertility as for boob jobs on trannies.

Craig joins Wendy as co-host this week as they discuss Donald Trump’s hair, gay judges, and penises.

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Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid says congressional lawmakers are discussing taking some action in response to the Koran burnings of a Tennessee pastor that led to killings at the U.N. facility in Afghanistan and sparked protests across the Middle East, Politico reports.

“Ten to 20 people have been killed,” Reid said Sunday on CBS’ “Face the Nation.” “We’ll take a look at this of course. As to whether we need hearings or not, I don’t know.”

Sen. Lindsey Graham said Congress might need to explore the need to limit some forms of freedom of speech, in light of Tennessee pastor Terry Jones’ Quran burning, and how such actions result in enabling U.S. enemies.

“I wish we could find a way to hold people accountable. Free speech is a great idea, but we’re in a war,” Graham told CBS’ Bob Schieffer on “Face the Nation” Sunday.

The Democrats weren’t so interested in prosecuting Newsweek for the false Quran-flushing story that got Americans murdered by Islamic zealots, nor the New York Times for publishing sensitive documents that put American lives in peril. No, it seems only someone who insults the enemy becomes the enemy.

Exactly which side of the war are the Democrats fighting on?

Free Speech is not a “great idea,” it’s an integral part of the United States Constitution. That pastor down in Florida - love him or loathe him - was making a political statement, which should remain free of government interference. Anything less is a violation of the First Amendment, and yet another reminder of the hypocrisy of the Left.

This week Craig Ignatowitz joins Wendy as guest host. Learn how Wendy’s dog “Bug” got a piece of the action. Literally. All that and some very manly advice from Mike so you won’t want to miss it.

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