I mean, if i were giving blowjobs in the park, I’d likely be arrested. But for these gentlemen, “dogging” - i.e. homosexual practice in public areas patronized by families and children during the day - is a time honored tradition.

Seven men have been charged after allegedly conducting sexual trysts and exposing themselves in a Whitby park.

One of the men, a 62-year-old from Oshawa, was also charged with sexual assault. Police say he didn’t tell the man he was having sex with he was HIV-positive.

Nice! Let’s add “bugging” - the practice of spreading or chasing AIDS for fun - to the list of disgusting practices these men have undertaken.

Most of the men are believed to be between 49 and 71 years old, and police believe the trysts were arranged online. They were found and charged in Lynde Shores Conservation Area.

Durham police spokesman Dave Selby said most of the men were from the area.

“We believe some of the communication was web-based and some was word-of-mouth.”

Plain clothes officers investigated after receiving several complaints from park-goers that men were “exposing themselves” and “participating in sexual acts” in public, according to a press release.

The men, police say, were arrested over the course of the past few days and charged with committing indecent acts.

During the same investigation, 11 more men were charged with trespassing because they entered environmentally sensitive areas that are off-limits to the public.

Jokes aside, I’m sure the only crime that will stand in court without being thrown out is endangering coyotes. Pathetic.

How come the rest of us have to use cars or rent hotels?

Mike returns as co-host this week as Wendy discusses the upcoming hurricane and why there should be a such thing as burnt Boehner. A fantastic hour of podcasting that you don’t want to miss!

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Women considering a termination could be offered independent counselling as part of the biggest shake-up of abortion laws for 20 years.

The move is designed to give women a breathing space before going ahead, and pro-life campaigners claim it could cut the abortion rate by a third, or 60,000 terminations a year.

At present counselling is offered by abortion providers, but there are concerns that the advice may be biased because they are run as businesses.

There’s a reason pro-lifers refer to these clinics as “abortion mills.” I’m a capitalist, and I totally get wanting to promote the services of your business, but when you’re talking about the taking of a human life, don’t you think there should be more ethics and less business involved?

Women regret abortions every day. They generally start to regret them when the first cramps hit, but by then it’s too late.

If a woman has her heart and mind set on a termination, seeing an ultrasound or talking to a counselor won’t dissuade her. But if she’s having the abortion for reasons she knows to be wrong - convenience, or at the behest of some baby-daddy who doesn’t want to pay child support - then counseling may help steer her towards the help she needs.

Last year 180,000 abortions were carried out in the UK. How many regrets?

It’s the big 100th episode of BBR! We bring Jimmie Bise from The Delivery podcast on to discuss fake Christian rights in England, we try to solve the world’s problems, and a big announcement. Don’t miss it!

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Yesterday’s shakeup of Washington DC and the surrounding federal quarters was - for most people - a pretty damn funny spectacle. At one point I read that the Pentagon was evacuated. The Pentagon! Those guys are supposed to be fucking warriors, not screaming queens.

Put it this way: San Fransisco handles these earth burps with more masculine pride than did the seat of the most powerful government on earth yesterday.

Today I wake up to an article from WaPo in my email. Lists of government buildings closed because of the quake.

U.S. Drug Administration

• Federal Aviation Administration (headquarters)

Department of Health and Human Services (Hubert Humphrey Building)

• Department of Labor (Frances Perkins Building)

• Independent U.S. Government Offices (National Building Museum)

• National Endowment for the Arts (Post Office Old)

• Department of Agriculture (Agriculture South)

• Department of Homeland Security (Nebraska Avenue Complex)

• Department of the Interior (headquarters)

• Department of Commerce (Building A)

• Office of the Secretary of Defense (One White Flint North)

• Department of Health & Human Services

• Archives

Tell me: Would the world notice if the National Endowment for the Arts closed and stayed closed? How about the Drug Administration, whose sole job is to suck huge buckets of cum out of Big Pharma in exchange for lining the pockets of pols? And why isn’t SecDef in the goddam Pentagon? What is with all these military types hiding out and closing down - is this what America has become?

Maybe I’ve been too deeply engrossed in Mark Steyn’s After America, but the way things are down there these days, I frankly look forward to the end with open arms.

My signed copy of After America arrived on Wednesday, but I promised myself I’d complete some client work before I touched it. Well now it’s the weekend, and I’m ready to go!

Every time Mark mentions the Uighers (first mention on pg 17), take a drink.

Every time Mark says Waziristan, take a drink.

Every time he breaks into a show tune or parody thereof, take two drinks.

When you complete the book, check yourself into The Betty for a nice relaxing recovery.

We make choices every day. White bread or whole grain, organic or no, paper or plastic. Life is about choices - or at least it used to be.

For all that we’re a “pro-choice” society, we’ve been taught for decades that we don’t need to choose. Women don’t need to choose between a career and a family (and who cares if both suffer irreparably?). And why choose between being pious or being profitable (even though the two are almost irreconcilable)?

Every year during Ramadan, bullshit stories like this one come up.

It’s stamina that suffers when athletes don’t eat or drink during competitions.

And that could present a grim reality for many of the estimated 3,000 Muslim Olympians who are expected to march in the opening ceremonies in London next summer, seven days after the holy month of Ramadan begins.

It certainly worries Hassaan Abdel Khalik, a Mississauga freestyle swimmer vying for a spot on Canada’s 2012 Olympic squad.

Oh shut. the. fuck. up. First of all, no one ever refers to Lent as “the holy month of Lent,” no do they refer to Rome as the “holy city of Rome.” The double standards are beyond the pale.

In any case, that’s not the point. The point is, you can choose to follow the tenets of your faith to the letter, or you can choose to be an athlete. You can’t have it both ways. One Imam might say you have dispensation, and another may threaten to cut off your head. But if you want to be true to one, you have to forsake the other. That’s the very point of religion.

So for all these whining Mohammedans that complain they can’t eat and have to compete, you have to ask why they chose the way they did. Or, better still, why they refuse to choose at all.

The number one thing any health and hospital organization can do to prevent the spread of infection is to hire top-notch cleaning staff. Alas, that would be too easy. For the price of 3-4 housekeeping staff, the Niagara Region - devastated by a runaway outbreak of C. Difficile - is hiring a … supervisor.

The troubled Niagara Health System will be getting a provincial supervisor to oversee its affairs.

Health Minister Deb Matthews made the announcement late Monday that steps are being taken in order to restore public confidence in the hospital system that has been plagued with merger issues and a deadly C.difficile outbreak.

The NHS serves 434,000 people in the Niagara area and is comprised of six hospital sites including those in Niagara Falls, St. Catharines, Fort Erie and Welland.

Matthews said she understands everyone in Niagara was doing their best but in order for the hospital to move forward, a change is needed.

“I can’t ignore the fact that a very large segment of the public has lost necessary confidence in this hospital’s administration,” she said. “To make sure that NHS is on the right track, I think it’s important that there is a leader within the hospital system who reports directly to me.”

Do you know how much Clorox you can buy for the price of a government appointee? Unless this supervisor plans on donning rubber gloves and cleaning toilets in the affected hospitals, I see no benefit to this.

I spent most of yesterday in the airless and sweltering Toronto Underground Cinema with Kevin Smith, where the two of us sweated down a size. He was in town to screen his horror pic Red State to an adoring audience in a city that always sells out for him.

I noticed, not for the first time, that the machinations of a press conference are often just as interesting as the main event, but I shall hold off for today and merely direct you to Landmark Report, where I tell the tale of Kevin Smith and his penultimate movie.

Go read my profile on Kevin Smith and Red State.

If a small group of psychiatrists and other mental health professionals have their way at a conference this week, pedophiles themselves could play a role in removing pedophilia from the American Psychiatric Association’s bible of mental illnesses — the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM), set to undergo a significant revision by 2013. Critics warn that their success could lead to the decriminalization of pedophilia.

The August 17 Baltimore conference is sponsored by B4U-ACT, a group of pro-pedophile mental health professionals and sympathetic activists. According to the conference brochure, the event will examine “ways in which minor-attracted persons [pedophiles] can be involved in the DSM 5 revision process” and how the popular perceptions of pedophiles can be reframed to encourage tolerance.

Researchers from Harvard University, the Johns Hopkins University, the University of Louisville, and the University of Illinois will be among the panelists at the conference.

B4U-ACT has been active attacking the APA’s definition of pedophilia in the run up to the conference, denouncing its description of “minor-attracted persons” as “inaccurate” and “misleading” because the current DSM links pedophilia with criminality.

It was only a matter of time before this came to light. If we are to believe that any type of bizarre, non-procreational sexual attraction is a-ok, then why not kidfucking? It is, after all, a sexual attraction about which little can be done. The rates of recidivism are astonishingly high - more so than for any other crime.

Homosexuality came out of the DSM to cheers and parades the world over, despite it being a useless (biologically) and narcissistic peccadillo. Soon we’ll have parades in every major city with small boys fused to the groins of overweight degenerates. What fun! And best of all, the left will have to give the Catholic Church not only a pass, but an apology. Right? Right?

*crickets*

There was a stabbing in Little Jamaica this weekend. I called it.

No, I don’t mean I called it because it was something unlikely that I saw potential for; I called it because everyone knew it was going to happen, and nobody was willing to say it, because that would be raaaaacist.

You see, what this and other articles fail to mention is that Saturday was an “International Festival,” read: Jamaican, on Eglinton West. My bus in and out of my particular ghetto was rerouted to accommodate the vast amounts of fried chicken and Red Stripe that would be consumed. I described it to my friends as “a festival of crack and violence, one step below Caribana (where there were shootings - again).”

Can someone please explain to me why this is a culture that should be repeatedly celebrated at a cost to taxpayers, when in the end, there’s an inevitable body count?

We have the individual mandate, riots in the U.K., and special guest Amelia Hamilton discusses her new book.

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Some on the right dislike Kevin Smith and his movies because he made the supposed anti-Catholic movie Dogma, smokes a lot of weed, and says motherfucker a lot. Mostly my compatriots don’t like him because they’re paid not to like him - they write articles about his corrupting influence and get paid for them. They spout what they think the rest of the right wants to hear. Ergo, I don’t pay them much heed.

I am a child of the Clerks era, when a fat kid from New Jersey maxed out his credit cards to make a movie about kids hanging out in a convenience store - back when I was cashier at a convenience store. A depanneur, in the local lingo.

I laughed my balls off at Dogma, which calls into question many of the tenets of the faith I was born to. Unlike a Muslim, I have a pretty good sense of humor about my religion.

I am also a dedicated listener of many of the shows on the SModcast Podcast Network - Smith’s windmill tilting semi-retirement project. I have my ex-boyfriend to thank for getting me hooked - he was a fan long before I was.

In any case, Kevin Smith’s penultimate movie, Red State (a horror movie not-so-loosely-based on the Westboro Baptist Church) is coming to town on Monday for a premiere screening, with Smith in tow for a Q&A. Tickets sold out waaaay too fast for me get hold of them. Pity.

Then I had dinner with Andrew Lawton the other night.

Lawton, who runs Landmark Report, has a press pass to the screening, which he graciously handed over to me. This in turn caused me to pee my pants, but whatever. So Monday night I’ll attend, and Tuesday morning the review etc will appear at Landmark. Obviously I’m looking forward to it.

Most importantly, Lawton knows that I’m not going to make tsk-tsk noises for the far right because they expect me to. If the movie sucks, I’ll tell you it sucks. If it’s good, I’ll tell you it’s good. But I have no bought-and-paid-for bias going into it, because I’m owned by nobody.

Just like Kevin Smith.

New York City jails have decided that some animals are more equal than others.

A Jew at Rikers doesn’t get matzoh, but Halal meals are regularly provided - at twice the price of the normal gruel - to the hordes of Muslim inmates.

Now, I get that there are going to be hundreds, if not thousands, more Muslim inmates than Jews serving time in New York City Jails. Especially when you consider the huge numbers of black criminals who embrace a criminal faith while behind bars. (What other religion lets you lie, kill, rape, etc?)

But if American jails are tasked with providing these comic book death cultists with their pre-fucked blessed goat, why not some unleaven bread for the occasional Chosen who comes through the secured doors?

Another shariafication of America - right where it does the most harm.

Mark Steyn emailed me himself to let me know my copy of his new book, After America: Get Ready for Armageddon (See all Politics Books) is heading my way. Can’t wait!

No doubt once I’ve read it we’ll have the dashing and charming Mr. Steyn back on Brass Balls Radio to talk about it. After all, we’re coming up on Show 100, and he did such a bang-up job of Show 50.

Most of my readers read his previous book, America Alone, about how America stood as the last sentinel against welfare-state multiculturalism. However, that was a lifetime ago - the Bush era. Now that America is deep in debt, it’s credit almost as poor as mine, the dollar weak and an Affirmative Action president leading the handbasket to Hell, it’s fair that we consider what the world might look like if its Policeman falls.

Grab a copy of After America: Get Ready for Armageddon (See all Politics Books) from Amazon, where it’s only $16.47.

This week Wendy talks about one of her favorite subjects… her vagina as well as becoming an illegal immigrant. Welfare. The Welfare state and how much free shit should you really get?

Also, the CSM article we barely had time to discuss.

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Right around the time the Dems were calling Boehner’s orange-tinted plan a “Satan Sandwich,” I was in the kitchen playing around with some leftovers.

The result?

The Satan Sandwich.

Two slices of whole grain (preferably sprouted) bread
Spread with non-fat yogurt
Sprinkle both slices with grated cheese of your choice
Add sliced roasted chicken breasts
Cover with fiery salsa
Broil for 5 mins at 400 degrees

Enjoy!!

I mean, what were the chances that Congress would name my concoction??

Toronto’s huge festival of crack and violence - aka Caribana, or whateverthefuck it’s called these days, since it can’t seem to keep sponsors, due to the associated violence - leads to shootings almost every year. Caribana is to black violence what Hajj used to be to trampled Muslims before the Saudis got smart about traffic control.

Toronto has a large black population, predominately from the Islands. Where you don’t get a lot of trouble out of the Bajans or even the Trinnies, the fucking Jamaicans are a handful. Remember, we’re talking about a country with the highest murder rate in the world. So holding a festival at which they are the overwhelming majority must be a sonofabitch to insure.

This year, of course, was no different:

One person has died and two others were injured Saturday, when gunfire broke out along the Caribbean Carnival parade route in Toronto, police said.

Police also confirmed that the Special Investigations Unit has been notified and is taking over the investigation. The SIU, an arm’s-length agency, is called in following incidents in which police are somehow involved in a serious injury or death.

EMS officials said two people — one male, one female — suffered multiple gunshot wounds, while the third victim was injured in the eye during the shooting on the Caribbean festival parade route outside Ontario Place.

The third victim is considered to be a bystander whose eyebrow was grazed by a stray bullet, paramedics said. The other two victims were rushed to hospital with life-threatening injuries.

SIU have to investigate because it looks like a cop killed a guy. The left will cry raaaaacism, no doubt, but how did the handgun get to the festival in the first place? Why is there gunplay every goddam year at this thing? And most importantly, why does the City of Toronto keep granting a permit for this shooting-fish-in-a-barrel debacle?

As many have stated in the comments on that CBC report: This doesn’t happen at Pride.

Well, I guess the lack of clothing makes concealment tough, but it’s more than that. We’re just not allowed to talk about it.

Late term abortions, Chuck E Cheese offending your children, and taking the “English” out of the English.It’s Brass Balls Radio, accept no substitute!

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