If Barack Obama is the new Jesus, does that make Oprah the new John the Baptist?

Update: Whoops, according to Rush Limbaugh, Joe Biden is John the Baptist. INP, I guess that means you’re right in the comments.

Every girl-blogger out there is playing “Barracuda” in honor of Sarah Palin. So I thought it would be fair to play a little something for Obama. You know, a little something to sum up his great accomplishments. So Barry, this one’s for you!

Obama is setting a precedent in the US, which is amazing and something to be proud of. Until you look closer and see that the man who would be king doesn’t actually like the country he hopes to lead.

I am a better American than Barak Hussein Obama.

3) Obama refuses to wear a flag pin because, he claims, true patriotism consists of opposing the Iraq War. The colliery to this, of course, is that Obama must therefore believe that people who support the war are not “true patriots” a position which is, to say the least, odd.

4) One of Obama’s friends is William Ayers, a man who unsuccessfully attempted to blow up an Army dance and, when asked about this terrorist activities after September 11th, said, “I don’t regret setting bombs; I feel we didn’t do enough.”

5) His wife infamously recently claimed that the fact that her husband was doing well in the Presidential election made her feel proud of America for the first time in her adult life.

6) He belongs to a radical Church whose Pastor - a man who he is close to and who provided the title of his second book - says that we should sing “God Damn America” instead of “God Bless America” and says that American got what it deserved on September 11th.

I say we all (those of us who are not actual Americans) write essays to the New york Times as to why WE would be a better president to the nation than its own son.

Viva la Revolucion.

Sure, it’s the low road to compare Obama to Osama, even though Obama was educated in a madrassa.

So let’s instead compare him to the underworld hero whose flag he has tacked to his campaign office in Houston: Che Guevara.

Click the link for the photo.