So I went to the movies last night, and saw this preview. From the guy who made Supersize Me.

One of al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden’s sons has married a middle aged parish councillor from Cheshire after a holiday romance, it has been reported.

The new “Mrs Bin Laden“, whose father-in-law is the most wanted man in the world, is Jane Felix-Browne, a 51-year-old grandmother.

She met 27-year-old Omar Ossama bin Laden on a sunshine break in Egypt in September, according to the Times.

Her new husband is currently working as a scrap metal dealer in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia, while she applies for a visa so he can visit Britain, the paper said.

Mrs Felix-Browne told the Times she had “married the son, not the father” and hoped people would not judge her harshly.

Oh my. What does one send to that nuptial? C4? An infidel on a silver platter? Curtains for the cave?