My friend sent me this video. Absolutely hilarious! I couldn’t have said it better myself. Profanity warning.

And you can tell by the name he is Ahmish or Menonite or something.

From The Ottawa Citizen

Samuel Nana-Effah said allegations that he digitally penetrated the girl and had her perform oral sex before repeatedly engaging in intercourse with her while she was being babysat by his sister were “lies.”

According to Mr. Nana-Effah, he couldn’t have committed the acts because he would leave his sister’s house within 30 minutes to an hour of getting out of bed to go downtown and sell crack.

Mr. Nana-Effah testified he would typically wake up at 11:30 a.m. or noon and briefly leave his sister’s house to smoke marijuana.

The heart doesn’t exactly bleed.

A child sex offender was stabbed to death in a ‘ferocious’ attack in which his genitals were mutilated.

Andrew Cunningham was found naked and soaked in blood at his caravan home in Wandsworth, south London.

The 52-year-old, who had been jailed for raping a girl under 13, was recently accused of molesting a two-year-old.

Perhaps if he’d been given more than a four month stint in the clink, the public wouldn’t have felt the need to do the court’s work for them. Just sayin’.

Indonesian Muslim clerics who claim to be protecting vulnerable women by backing a new anti-pornography law have come out in defence of a fellow preacher who has married a 12-year-old village girl.

The issue of child brides for religious men in the mainly Muslim country has became a subject of national debate since little-known cleric Pujianto Cahyo Widiyanto, 43, married junior high school student Lutfiana Ulfa in August.

If you want to fuck children, do what Michael Jackson did and convert to Islam. It’s your one-stop get out of jail free excuse for everything.

With a hat tip to Mr. Right who sent me this article earlier today.

A link between terrorism plots and hardcore child pornography is becoming clear after a string of police raids in Britain and across the Continent, an investigation by The Times has discovered. Images of child abuse have been found during Scotland Yard antiterrorism swoops and in big inquiries in Italy and Spain.

Secret coded messages are being embedded into child pornographic images, and paedophile websites are being exploited as a secure way of passing information between terrorists.

The bearded ones have found a way to take two things we in the West deplore - terrorism and child porn - and package it all neatly together. Sweet.

However, it once again proves that Muslims are not the sharpest tools in the shed - although they are tools. I mean, let’s encode the details of our crime inside the details of another crime, because no one will look there? Erm? Very different from committing a diversionary crime, like robbing a store in a neighborhood and while the cops are there, blowing up the police station. No, child pornography ijs something people are vigilantly on the lookout for, and can lead to almost as harsh a sentence as terrorism (harsher, actually, with the way the terror trials have been going). Which is not to say that I’m surprised by the method. After all, Islam was started by a man who screwed a six year old. The practice of child abuse is part and parcel of the religion itself. Upon martyrdom, men are given not only 72 black-eyed virgins, but also young boys. The virgins are for procreation - the boys are for pleasure.

It is not clear whether the terrorists were more interested in the material for personal gratification or were drawn to child porn networks as a secure means of sending messages. In one case fewer than a dozen images were found; in another, 40,000.

British security sources confirmed that such a link had been discovered in several cases. They noted the contradiction between people supposedly devoted to theocracy and Islamic fundamentalism and their use of child pornography. “It shows that these people are very confused,” a source said. “Here they are hating Western decadence but actually making use of it and finding that they enjoy this stuff.”

Screwing children is a much bigger part of Islam than it is of “Western decadence.” In Egypt and Africa, as well as throughout the Middle East and Indian subcontinent, having young slaves for sexual gratification has been around since time immortal.

I have said this before and I maintain my position: Islam is a cult of sex and death.

Colonies both, Canada and Australia have more in common than just the Queen on our money. They also have that little spot of bother with the natives…

Australian Aboriginal children remain vulnerable to sexual abuse a year after the government sent in police and soldiers to clean up their remote communities, the author of a report into the problem said on Friday.

Aboriginal groups are expected to hold weekend protests to mark a year since the former conservative administration ordered a sweeping intervention in outback towns and settlements to tackle chronic alcoholism from “rivers of grog” and child sexual abuse.

“They’re more vulnerable because they’re not in a school situation, they’re not in any disciplined situation. They’re just left in a house,” said Rex Wild, the co-author of the Little Children Are Sacred report which led to the intervention.

Wild’s government-sanctioned report found child sexual abuse was widespread in indigenous communities and alcohol posed the gravest threat to the safety of indigenous children in the outback Northern Territory.

Australia’s 460,000 Aborigines make up about 2 percent of the country’s 21 million population and have consistently higher rates of unemployment, substance abuse and domestic violence, and a life expectancy 17 years less than other Australians.

Rivers of Grog? Sounds like an Indie band… But I digress.

Like the majority of convicted paedophiles I’ve encountered, he’s existed on state benefits, his applications for the few jobs left open to him as a convicted sex offender consistently rejected. No follow-up to the SOTP was available to him in an environment where triggers were now real and persistent. Exiled by family and friends, his support network consisted of a handful of probation service and mental-health professionals - and two other men like him he’d met inside.

I was reminded of Victor again this week after meeting a rather exceptional group of volunteers who have been quietly changing the way this country relates to child sex offenders. Circles of Support and Accountability originated in a town in North Ontario, Canada in 1994. The Mennonite Church there was alarmed to discover that a low IQ offender was going to be released into their midst with no support. So they formed a circle around Charlie of willing people who became highly trained, who met with him daily and would be on call at any time for him, and who would also alert the authorities the moment he suggested he might re-offend. They became known as Charlie’s Angels.

Ok. These volunteers are taking on a difficult project, as well as protecting their community. It’s not something I could do, that’s for sure. I’m more of the “castrate him with a rusty spoon” mentality. But I will give respect where it’s due. Good for them.

A tip from a Canadian resident ended Richard Steve Goldberg’s stint on the FBI’s Ten Most Wanted Fugitives list, and the alleged child molester is now awaiting extradition, the bureau said.

According to the Web site for the television show, “America’s Most Wanted,” Goldberg had been seeing a nonprofit counselor under the alias Terry Wayne Kearns. He allegedly told the counselor he was an American fugitive, but the charges against him were “trumped up,” the Web site said.

The counselor told a friend, who found Goldberg on the FBI Web site, according to “America’s Most Wanted.”

The 61-year-old former engineer had been on the run for six years after he was charged in 2001 with producing child pornography, two counts of possessing child pornography and six counts of performing lewd acts on a child, the FBI said. He also faces unlawful flight charges.