It seems that job options for devout Muslims are pretty limited. Or at least, the parasites try to convince us that they’re limited in the wicked West, leaving only welfare (jizya) as an option. I mean really, when you bring your sixth century education over here, you are pretty much left with cab driver or warehouse worker. And only Muslims seem to know how to fuck up even those most simple of professions.

A muslim is suing Tesco for religious discrimination after having to carry crates of alcohol as part of his job.

Forklift truck driver Mohammed Ahmed [How did we know his name was going to be Mohammed?], 32, worked in one of the supermarket giant’s warehouses for eight months before quitting ‘in protest’, an employment tribunal heard.

He claims he was forced to leave because handling beer, spirits and wine is against his strict Islamic beliefs and that he was victimised when he asked the company to give him another role.

Let me tell you how I think this played out.

Mohammed: Work is haaaarrrd!

Achmed (neighbor): This is England. You don’t have to work. The cursed Infidel will pay for you to stay home and pray.

Mohammed: How can this be? They do not pay the jizya here.

Achmed: Yes, they do. They call it welfare. You just have to complain enough so that no one will hire you, and then you get to collect the welfare. It is the Infidel word for jizya. Make the swine-eaters pay!

They may not be smart enough to work, but they are certainly smart enough not to work.

Muhammad the pig wins Ohio State Fair.

Can’t make this stuff up, people!

If I buy a Dog for £10 and name it Mohammed.
I then sell it for £20.

The question is, have I made a prophet?

Good. I was worried that the sycophants here in Ontario would defend Aqsa Parvez’s father, stating that murdering his daughter was just part of “his culture”. Thankfully common sense has prevailed.

The charge against Aqsa Parvez’s father was upgraded this morning to first-degree murder, implying premeditation in the death of his daughter.

Muhammad Parvez, 57, was originally charged with second-degree murder, but it was upgraded when he appeared in court today. The Pakistan-born taxicab driver was arrested last December at his home, where Aqsa was found near death by emergency workers.

Her asshole brother is being charged with obstruction. I sincerely hope that they are both given the maximum. And in the case of the father, who was not born here: He ought to have his citizenship stripped. If we could do it to Conrad Black because he wanted his peerage, we can certainly do it to an animal who would murder his daughter just because she was more Canadian than him.

So I headed down to the Royal York hotel this morning to catch the Law Is Cool kids’ press conference.

Faisal Joseph (dressed a little like Huggybear in his gold accoutrements, yet looking a lot like a 10th grade English teacher that offers the girls “extra credit”), counsel for the Canadian Islamic Congress, sat amid the all-but-silent Law Is Cool students, who are known to be Mohammed El Masry’s fresh-faced sock puppets.

The CIC (absent Dr. El Masry, who I’m sure was off legitimately plotting to kill Jews over the age of 18) and the Law is Coolers called this press conference to announce that they wanted to make a “deal” with Maclean’s magazine, and to advise that they would drop the HRC complaints if their “deal” was accepted.

Well, I don’t know how winning these students will be at law, but if their career aim is politics, they’re off to a great start: the new deal is exactly the same as the old deal. Publish their rebuttal to Steyn’s “The Future Belongs to Islam”, or they’ll carry on with their suit.

Frankly, this isn’t news. They could have stayed home, I could have slept in, and nothing could have been said, and everything would have proceeded apace. After all, that was exactly what they proposed last year, and Ken Whyte - publisher of Maclean’s - said he’d “rather go bankrupt” than be extorted and have his publication hijacked.

Anyway, that was the body of the press conference. Aren’t you glad you stayed home? For your delight and delectation, here’s some observations about the whole thing.

Faisal Joseph (Huggybear) went on and on about “support from party leaders”, then proceeded to hand out a press pack with one letter of government support - from Jack Layton(!). Not so surprisingly, there were also letters from labor unions. Where Taliban Jack goes, the unions follow.

The letters from OPSEU and the Alliance of Concerned Jewish Canadians that were included in the press pack were marked “DRAFT” - I cannot at this time confirm that they are final documents that were meant for release.

Mr. Joseph mentioned that threats had been made against the Osgoode students for having filed the claim against Maclean’s (they didn’t file the claim, by the way - only the CIC is listed on the actual complaint, but why let a little thing like the truth get in the way?). When a reporter for the National Post asked if these threats were being taken seriously and investigated, Mr. Joseph quickly changed the subject without answering the question. In fact, he then went on to scold the young reporter for the Post for taking up too much time and asking too many questions (at a press conference - oh the nerve of him!). If Mr. Joseph was trying to win friends in the press, he was going about it the wrong way. And what of those death threats?

The basis of the entire complaint is supposedly about having an “equal voice”. As many have said, why not start your own damn magazine and leave ours alone? But nay, they want ours. It’s part of the growing phenomenon of Sharia Creep. The darlings have been published in the Toronto Star with a Saturday circulation nearing 450,000 and a weekday circulation of just under 400,000. Maclean’s, on the other hand, has a weekly circulation of about 350,000. So, who got the better deal? So much for the “equal voice” argument.

You can read Kathy’s meltdown here. She was with me, frothing at the mouth, and is now bruised on one side where I kept elbowing her to behave. Five Feet of Fury, indeed. I found it amusing, but then again, I still have both clitoris and humor intact - unlike some religions I could mention.

A British teacher faces a jail sentence in Sudan for insulting Islam by letting her class of seven-year-olds name a teddy bear Muhammad as part of a school project.

Gillian Gibbons, 54, from Liverpool, has been accused of blasphemy - an offence punishable by 40 lashes under Sharia - and could be imprisoned for up to six months.

She had asked the children to pick their favourite name for the new class mascot, which she was using to aid lessons about animals and their habitats. In a class vote, the pupils rejected her own suggestion of “Faris”, with 20 out of 23 deciding to call the cuddly toy Muhammad - also the name of one of the class’s most popular boys.

Why bother even leaving England to teach these backward donkeys? They are savage barbarians. The US government and military finally got the go-ahead through political channels to deliver aid to the cyclone-damaged areas of Bangladesh, and the Imams are bitching about Americans on their land. Same as what happened during the tsunami. Why on earth do we bother trying to unmire these people?

Yesterday she was in isolation in a cell in Khartoum, and colleagues and the consular authorities were desperately trying to negotiate her release.

Unity High School, the British school where she taught the children of Sudanese professionals, expatriates and oil workers, stood empty, amid fears of adverse reactions from Islamic extremists.

Shameful.

In a multi-man email this morning between Kathy, Rick, Arnie and myself:

Tips on voting, by RightGirl:

If your Conservative candidate is named Mohammed, vote Green Party.

If your Conservative candidate, or any of the Elections Canada people are named Mohammed (or Fatima), wear a pig mask, especially in Quebec. This works better in Federal elections, though.

If you have no idea who your local candidates are (or even what riding your are in) vote for the one who has John Tory’s name underneath, UNLESS that candidate is named Mohammed. Should that be the case, refer to the first tip.

And finally, just say NO to Mixed Member Cronyism. If the activists like it, you know it’s the wrong thing to do.

Obviously this is in jest, but should you be a lefty with zero sense of humor, please send all hate mail and fatwas to rightgirl@girlontheright.com

Happy Voting, Ontario!!