Remember kiddies - the only good Muslim is a dead Muslim. After all, that’s how they feel about the rest of us.

A sickly four-month-old Mohammed Abu Mustafa had arrived at the emergency room from Gaza. “It was very easy to diagnose him as having a severe type of immunodeficiency,” Dr. Somech said in an interview. The same genetic condition had already claimed the lives of two of Mohammed’s sisters, and without a costly bone marrow transplant, it was unlikely he would survive beyond his first birthday.

But as the story unfolds, it becomes one not just of generosity and medical marvel but of the value placed on life. The stark difference in living conditions in Gaza and Israel means an operation considered automatic for an Israeli child would be beyond the reach of a Palestinian family without the urgent intervention of an anonymous benefactor (a man whose own son had recently died during his Israeli military service.) And even after the funding has been secured and the transplant performed, Mohammed’s mother, Raida, makes a statement that calls into question all the efforts to save his life.

As she and the filmmaker, Israeli TV reporter Shlomi Eldar, discuss the status of Jerusalem, Raida says she would be proud to see her son grow up to be a suicide bomber. “Even the smallest infant, younger than Mohammed, to the oldest person, we’ll all sacrifice ourselves for Jerusalem,” she says. Asked by a dumbfounded Mr. Eldar whether she would let Mohammed become a shahid, or martyr, if he recovers, she replies, “Absolutely. If it’s for the sake of Jerusalem, I would.” Life, she says, is not precious.

These are NOT human beings. These are parasites, or better yet, serpents. You may nurse the serpent to your breast, but in the end, he will still bite you and destroy you with his venom.

A Toronto man arrested Tuesday on terrorism charges remains in custody after making a brief appearance in a Brampton courtroom this morning.

Mohamed Hersi, 25, was remanded until Friday, when a special bail hearing will be scheduled, likely for next Wednesday or Thursday.

“They’ve got the wrong person,” Hersi’s brother, Yassim, said outside the courtroom. He said his brother had recently graduated from health science studies at the University of Toronto’s Scarborough campus.

Federal Crown attorney Iona Jaffe told the court that Hersi has been charged with attempting to participate in a terrorist activity and providing counsel to a person to participate in a terrorist activity.

Nine men, of no particular woman-hating denomination, were convicted of gang raping a 14 year old girl described as “vulnerable.” I’m not sure if “vulnerable” in this case means retarded, or from an at-risk environment. Either way, people need to keep a closer eye on their kids.

Yup, these fine upstanding members of an unnamed community forced themselves up to the hilt into an abducted 14 year old.

In other, non-related news, the cultural outreach program in New York has been given the go ahead.

If you need me, I’ll be in a dark room sipping whiskey and waiting for the world to end.

When an honor killing goes wrong:

An innocent couple died in a house fire at the hands of assailants who got the wrong address in a botched honour killing, a court heard today.

Abdullah Mohammed, 41, and his wife, Aysha Mohammed, 39, were overcome by smoke and fumes after an accelerant was poured through their letterbox and set alight.

Their killers were ordered by another man to avenge his family’s honour but instead of firebombing 135 London Road in Blackburn, Lancashire, they started the blaze at 175 London Road, the court heard.

Silver lining: Two more dead Muslims.

You just knew there’d be a guy named Mohammad, right?

Three members of a British family visiting Pakistan were shot dead by their relatives yesterday in a dispute over an arranged marriage between cousins.

Mohammad Yousaf, 51, his wife Parviaz, 49, and their daughter, Tania, 23, from Nelson, in Lancashire, were killed in the eastern city of Gujrat when tensions over the breakdown of the marriage between their eldest son and their niece ended in tragedy.

The marriage finished about a year ago but the wife’s brother — who is also Mr Yousaf’s nephew — is believed to have harboured a grudge that his sister was being divorced.

Let this be a lesson: Selling your daughter into sex slavery to a first cousin probably isn’t going to be a pretty as you imagine it.

When I call for a taxi, I tell the dispatcher that I’m traveling with a dog and I don’t want to hear a single word about Allah. I usually get a Greek or Italian driver who then asks me where my dog is. At which point I tell him I just didn’t want a Muslim driver.

For years I was careful about where I ordered pizza from. I didn’t want to pay a Muslim for my Hawaiian Deluxe. Only recently have I given in and started eating from the Turkish place down the street from me, and I feel guilty every time. But damn, it’s good.

Why do I go to these lengths? Because of programs like this.

Long before there was MoneyGram and Western Union, people in South Asian countries often used an informal network of brokers, called an “hawala,” to transfer money over long distances when it was too inconvenient or dangerous to send cash by courier.

Today, the centuries-old system still exists and is used to move billions of dollars annually in and out of countries like Pakistan, Afghanistan and Somalia - often to the chagrin of U.S. law enforcement.

Authorities have been investigating whethere [sic] Faisal Shahzad, a U.S. citizen born in Pakistan, was financed by from overseas in his failed plot to detonate a car bomb in Times Square on May 1.

A federal law enforcement official, speaking on condition of anonymity regarding the ongoing investigation, said the money that was passed to Shahzad came through the hawala system.

Here’s how it works. Mohammad delivers pizza in Detroit and sends his tips back to Pakistan. Mohammad2 in Pakistan uses that money to set up training camps and fund “lone wolf” bombers. Mohammad3 in Connecticut is given a plane ticket by Mohammad2, travels to Pakistan, learns to build bombs, and is sent home with a bunch of money collected from all the Mohammads.

Mohammad might have a stand-up job in Canada or the United States, but he may be funding other Mohammads to kill his neighbors. Nazi pogroms made it illegal for Jews to own businesses. I’m not calling for that kind of government intervention. This is the kind of thing that can be done by individuals like you and me. We can skip the falafel. We can ask for a different taxi driver. We can vote for our service providers with our wallets.

By the way, I have a great recipe for shish taouk you can make at home if you want to stop buying it from Mohammad.

During the looooong year that Maclean’s and Steyn were being witch-hunted by the thought police and their assorted sock drawer, we normal people kept saying that if you want editorial control over a magazine, get your own damn magazine!

Mohammed El-Dirtbag has finally cottoned onto that idea. Too little too late. But a nice gesture just the same.

15. Hey doll, wanna be one of my 72?

14. Hajjyoudoin’?

13. I’m new in town, can you give me directions to your cave?

12. Girl, you fine. I see praying five times a day has paid off.

11. That’s a nice burka, can I talk you out of it?

10.I know Halal meat does a body good, but day-um, how much you been eatin’?

Go. Read. Laugh.

It seems that job options for devout Muslims are pretty limited. Or at least, the parasites try to convince us that they’re limited in the wicked West, leaving only welfare (jizya) as an option. I mean really, when you bring your sixth century education over here, you are pretty much left with cab driver or warehouse worker. And only Muslims seem to know how to fuck up even those most simple of professions.

A muslim is suing Tesco for religious discrimination after having to carry crates of alcohol as part of his job.

Forklift truck driver Mohammed Ahmed [How did we know his name was going to be Mohammed?], 32, worked in one of the supermarket giant’s warehouses for eight months before quitting ‘in protest’, an employment tribunal heard.

He claims he was forced to leave because handling beer, spirits and wine is against his strict Islamic beliefs and that he was victimised when he asked the company to give him another role.

Let me tell you how I think this played out.

Mohammed: Work is haaaarrrd!

Achmed (neighbor): This is England. You don’t have to work. The cursed Infidel will pay for you to stay home and pray.

Mohammed: How can this be? They do not pay the jizya here.

Achmed: Yes, they do. They call it welfare. You just have to complain enough so that no one will hire you, and then you get to collect the welfare. It is the Infidel word for jizya. Make the swine-eaters pay!

They may not be smart enough to work, but they are certainly smart enough not to work.

Muhammad the pig wins Ohio State Fair.

Can’t make this stuff up, people!

If I buy a Dog for £10 and name it Mohammed.
I then sell it for £20.

The question is, have I made a prophet?

Good. I was worried that the sycophants here in Ontario would defend Aqsa Parvez’s father, stating that murdering his daughter was just part of “his culture”. Thankfully common sense has prevailed.

The charge against Aqsa Parvez’s father was upgraded this morning to first-degree murder, implying premeditation in the death of his daughter.

Muhammad Parvez, 57, was originally charged with second-degree murder, but it was upgraded when he appeared in court today. The Pakistan-born taxicab driver was arrested last December at his home, where Aqsa was found near death by emergency workers.

Her asshole brother is being charged with obstruction. I sincerely hope that they are both given the maximum. And in the case of the father, who was not born here: He ought to have his citizenship stripped. If we could do it to Conrad Black because he wanted his peerage, we can certainly do it to an animal who would murder his daughter just because she was more Canadian than him.

So I headed down to the Royal York hotel this morning to catch the Law Is Cool kids’ press conference.

Faisal Joseph (dressed a little like Huggybear in his gold accoutrements, yet looking a lot like a 10th grade English teacher that offers the girls “extra credit”), counsel for the Canadian Islamic Congress, sat amid the all-but-silent Law Is Cool students, who are known to be Mohammed El Masry’s fresh-faced sock puppets.

The CIC (absent Dr. El Masry, who I’m sure was off legitimately plotting to kill Jews over the age of 18) and the Law is Coolers called this press conference to announce that they wanted to make a “deal” with Maclean’s magazine, and to advise that they would drop the HRC complaints if their “deal” was accepted.

Well, I don’t know how winning these students will be at law, but if their career aim is politics, they’re off to a great start: the new deal is exactly the same as the old deal. Publish their rebuttal to Steyn’s “The Future Belongs to Islam”, or they’ll carry on with their suit.

Frankly, this isn’t news. They could have stayed home, I could have slept in, and nothing could have been said, and everything would have proceeded apace. After all, that was exactly what they proposed last year, and Ken Whyte - publisher of Maclean’s - said he’d “rather go bankrupt” than be extorted and have his publication hijacked.

Anyway, that was the body of the press conference. Aren’t you glad you stayed home? For your delight and delectation, here’s some observations about the whole thing.

Faisal Joseph (Huggybear) went on and on about “support from party leaders”, then proceeded to hand out a press pack with one letter of government support - from Jack Layton(!). Not so surprisingly, there were also letters from labor unions. Where Taliban Jack goes, the unions follow.

The letters from OPSEU and the Alliance of Concerned Jewish Canadians that were included in the press pack were marked “DRAFT” - I cannot at this time confirm that they are final documents that were meant for release.

Mr. Joseph mentioned that threats had been made against the Osgoode students for having filed the claim against Maclean’s (they didn’t file the claim, by the way - only the CIC is listed on the actual complaint, but why let a little thing like the truth get in the way?). When a reporter for the National Post asked if these threats were being taken seriously and investigated, Mr. Joseph quickly changed the subject without answering the question. In fact, he then went on to scold the young reporter for the Post for taking up too much time and asking too many questions (at a press conference - oh the nerve of him!). If Mr. Joseph was trying to win friends in the press, he was going about it the wrong way. And what of those death threats?

The basis of the entire complaint is supposedly about having an “equal voice”. As many have said, why not start your own damn magazine and leave ours alone? But nay, they want ours. It’s part of the growing phenomenon of Sharia Creep. The darlings have been published in the Toronto Star with a Saturday circulation nearing 450,000 and a weekday circulation of just under 400,000. Maclean’s, on the other hand, has a weekly circulation of about 350,000. So, who got the better deal? So much for the “equal voice” argument.

You can read Kathy’s meltdown here. She was with me, frothing at the mouth, and is now bruised on one side where I kept elbowing her to behave. Five Feet of Fury, indeed. I found it amusing, but then again, I still have both clitoris and humor intact - unlike some religions I could mention.

A British teacher faces a jail sentence in Sudan for insulting Islam by letting her class of seven-year-olds name a teddy bear Muhammad as part of a school project.

Gillian Gibbons, 54, from Liverpool, has been accused of blasphemy - an offence punishable by 40 lashes under Sharia - and could be imprisoned for up to six months.

She had asked the children to pick their favourite name for the new class mascot, which she was using to aid lessons about animals and their habitats. In a class vote, the pupils rejected her own suggestion of “Faris”, with 20 out of 23 deciding to call the cuddly toy Muhammad - also the name of one of the class’s most popular boys.

Why bother even leaving England to teach these backward donkeys? They are savage barbarians. The US government and military finally got the go-ahead through political channels to deliver aid to the cyclone-damaged areas of Bangladesh, and the Imams are bitching about Americans on their land. Same as what happened during the tsunami. Why on earth do we bother trying to unmire these people?

Yesterday she was in isolation in a cell in Khartoum, and colleagues and the consular authorities were desperately trying to negotiate her release.

Unity High School, the British school where she taught the children of Sudanese professionals, expatriates and oil workers, stood empty, amid fears of adverse reactions from Islamic extremists.

Shameful.

In a multi-man email this morning between Kathy, Rick, Arnie and myself:

Tips on voting, by RightGirl:

If your Conservative candidate is named Mohammed, vote Green Party.

If your Conservative candidate, or any of the Elections Canada people are named Mohammed (or Fatima), wear a pig mask, especially in Quebec. This works better in Federal elections, though.

If you have no idea who your local candidates are (or even what riding your are in) vote for the one who has John Tory’s name underneath, UNLESS that candidate is named Mohammed. Should that be the case, refer to the first tip.

And finally, just say NO to Mixed Member Cronyism. If the activists like it, you know it’s the wrong thing to do.

Obviously this is in jest, but should you be a lefty with zero sense of humor, please send all hate mail and fatwas to rightgirl@girlontheright.com

Happy Voting, Ontario!!