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Students graduate, head to Fuck U

May 29th, 2008

A high school east of Cleveland is saying “no” to two teens who want to wear their military uniforms on stage at their high school graduation.

Will McDonnell, an active duty marine, and Tony Workman, an Army National Guardsman, are graduating from Chardon High School in Geauga County.

McDonnell took extra classes and met his graduation requirements last fall so he could attend a 13-week Marine Boot Camp in February. Workman went through the Army’s 10-week basic training last summer.

McDonnell tells Newsradio WTAM 1100 he was stunned when his dad told him the news. He says he and Workman had previously been told they would
be allowed to wear their uniforms.

McDonnell says Principal Doug Delong did listen to their concerns, but says he doesn’t want to open the door for similar requests from members of other organizations. The two will be allowed to lead in the Honor Guard in their uniforms.

But Delong says if they don’t wear the robe and cap for the ceremony, they can’t walk on stage with the other students on Saturday. McDonnell tells our Bill Wills they will wear their uniforms, but will simply stand at their seats when their names are called.

The graduation is set for tomorrow, the 31st. Here’s who you can contact:

Principal Delong can be emailed at ch_delong@lgca.org

(440)285-4052

Fax: (440)285-7229

Update: Mike forwards this email.

From: Doug Delong
Date: May 30, 2008 1:09:03 PM EDT
To: ‘Mike Williams - BBR’
Subject: RE: Uniforms

Just so you know, both boys are permitted to wear their uniforms at the
beginning of the ceremony. They will be carrying the colors and marching
with members of the VFW, standing at the front of the stage for the National
Anthem and the Pledge. Then I will be publicly recognizing them for their
accomplishment. After that, I asked them to sit with their classmates, put
on their cap and gown for the remainder of the ceremony. This was discussed
with the one family that made the request three weeks ago.

Thanks

Mr. DeLong

—–Original Message—–
From: Mike Williams - BBR [mailto:mike@brassballsradio.com]
Sent: Friday, May 30, 2008 9:20 AM
To: ch_delong@lgca.org
Subject: Uniforms

Let the students wear their uniforms. They are willing to give their
lives for your freedom.

It’s the least you can do.

You know what I’m talking about.

May is Military Appreciation Month

May 14th, 2008

For all of you who have been so kind as to make a USO donation (and get a pic of my boobs, of course), I wanted you to see the kind of things that money buys.

General Petraeus cut the ribbon on a brand new USO office right in Iraq - where it can do the most good. From the press release:

The new center is located just north of Baghdad, in an area that our soldiers have dubbed “Mortaritaville” because of its history of frequent mortar and rocket attacks. The 2,300 square-foot facility offers our men and women in uniform a comfortable lounge where they can forget about the war for a few precious moments and enjoy entertainment from home, such as video games, DVDs, movies and more.

There’s also a Cyber Café with free Internet and email access, plus telephone service with prepaid phone cards, so our troops can call home for free to hear the delightful sound of their child’s voice or to have a comforting chat with a friend or loved one. There is also a library where they can lose themselves in a book, and supporting it all—a kitchen stocked with goodies… because everyone wants a snack with a movie.

The USO is one of those organizations that I would love to volunteer with, except for my geographical birth defect of having been born to the wrong country. If you haven’t donated yet, here’s the link. And thanks.

Thanks, Joe!

May 9th, 2008

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That’s right folks - another $100 donation for the USO. How cool is that??

If you want to donate, here’s the link.

Another $100 for the USO!

May 6th, 2008

And we all know what that means…

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It’s the LTC’s Birthday!

April 24th, 2008

C’mon, people…. how is it that I’ve only had to post two titty shots? What’s going on? Have my readers all turned gay?

Today is LTC Upson’s birthday. He just turned 42. That’s right - a 42 year old man is going to run a full marathon to raise money, and you can’t bring yourselves to make a few clicks on your mouse.

Show him a little birthday love (and I will show warm booby love in return) and click this link to raise money for the USO.

Another Hundred Dollars!

April 23rd, 2008

This time, Donovan himself ponied up. After all, it was his idea!

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The link for donations is here. Every $100 donation is another booby shot.

We’ve raised our first hundred!

April 22nd, 2008

And as I’m true to my word, here you go:

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Raising Cash for the Troops (and their families) - BUMP

April 22nd, 2008

I got an email from my former “Angel-ed” one, LTC Kevin Upson, currently of PACOM. This October he will fly to Arlington to run in the Marine Marathon, to raise money for the USO.

During his time in Iraq the USO was a very big part of his life, and the lives of his men (after all, the USO is responsible for the Dallas cheerleaders spending more time in Baghdad than they do in Dallas!). So it’s time for him to give a little something back by raising funds.

Please click the link and drop a few bucks for a good cause. The USO hopes to raise $100k from the Marine Marathon. Can you help?

UPDATE: The ever-helpful John Donovan suggests I offer to show my tits to raise funds. So here’s the deal: For every $100 raised, I will post a saucy pic. For every $200 raised by the lefties who call me an ugly cunt all the time, I will remove the saucy pic. Sound fair? And on and on it will go…

It was only a matter of time

March 6th, 2008

I’ve often said (and heard) that there’s nothing more violent than a peace activist.

Police are poring over Times Square surveillance footage in an effort to determine who threw an explosive device at the military recruitment center there early this morning.

In a second briefing today, Police Commissioner Ray Kelly said officials have few additional leads, but that the investigation is focused on a man who was spotted riding a bicycle in the area around the time of the blast.

No injuries were reported.

While the Joint Terrorism Task Force is participating in the investigation, Pentagon spokesman Bryan Whitman tells the Associated Press that, “We do get occasional vandals at our recruiting stations. It’s unfortunate but it happens from time to time.”

H/t: Guy sitting next to me, who brought it to my attention.

It isn’t Christmas (sticky post)

July 5th, 2007

But spend some money, anyway.

It’s the middle of the year. No big holidays in sight, no special seasons that inspire our generosity. And yet this is the time of year when donations are so very needed to help support our military men and women. The wonderful donations given to Soldiers’ Angels at Christmas have long since been used, and yet the need is still great. I’m sure even the troops have noticed the trend - during Christmas and other big holidays they are swamped with carepackages and letters of support, which is great - really it is! Yet it has to make them wonder where that support is the rest of the year. Do we give because we are ’supposed to’ during the ’season of giving’?

It is always the right time to thank these men and women, and show our appreciation for their service.

I’m keeping this post at the top of the page till July 4th. Help us hit our 100K!

This is a job I could enjoy!

June 25th, 2007

She has had the rare honour of serving her country at the same time as serving those who serve.

And Julie Brown, amongst many other brave civilians who have done a tour in Afghanistan, is a special kind of war veteran.

“It was life changing,” said Brown, who has been back from Kandahar just one week after six months of working in the famous Tim Hortons franchise at the Kandahar Airfield. “I was so proud to be able to do my part to help these fine men and women who sacrifice so much.”

The 34-year-old Cookstown mother of two sacrificed as well.

For six months she put herself in harm’s way to take the job at the Tim’s in a war zone.

I would love to do something like this. This heavy, broken body of mine would be virtually useless in the army, but I’d gladly serve up double-doubles for the men and women doing the hard work. I would consider it an honor.

Urgent plea for items in Landstuhl

June 22nd, 2007

Please see here for details. Thank you in advance for your generosity.

PACOM: Spirit of Cooperation

May 21st, 2007

As part of my PACOM series (other posts here and here), I’d like to introduce you to Major Paul Young, of the Canadian Air Force. That’s right folks, there’s a Canuck on Oahu, and he isn’t just there to golf.

He stands apart from his American counterparts, with his darker green digitized uniform (apparently the basis for much teasing from his paler-green desk mates), soft-featured, friendly face and spectacles. Originally from the Maritimes, Major Young had been based in Winnipeg for the longest time before becoming part of the exchange program, moving his family to Oahu (there are worse postings to have to convince your wife of, I’m sure). There are currently 12 Canadians in various parts of the US Military machine (Canada offers just one spot for an American - currently vacant).

The exchange gives our Canadian soldiers an opportunity to work with bigger machines, better toys, and - in the case of Major Young, who works in Logistics - larger amounts of money and personnel. When I asked him, not totally understanding his role there, what he worked on, he said “American things. I work for the US Military. I don’t sit at that desk working on anything Canadian.” It’s actually a very strange working relationship, since he will sit in his little cubicle, next to the Americans; together they will discuss various problems and solutions throughout the day, yet he is restricted from accessing certain areas of the very computer programs and databases he’s meant to be working on. He is, after all, a foreign national.

Unfortunately I was only able to spend a few minutes with Major Young, but I could see he was happy with his role at PACOM. When I spoke with LTC Upson, who works with Major Young, he had only good things to say. Major Young is a well liked and respected colleague - one of their own.

Court turns cowards down

May 8th, 2007

The two pansies trying to seek refugee status in Canada from the eeeevil United States have been turned down for the final time.

Two U.S Army deserters have exhausted their appeals for Canadian refugee status and now face deportation.

In a ruling released yesterday, a three-judge panel of the Federal Court of Appeal upheld decisions by the Federal Court and the Immigration and Refugee Board that Jeremy Hinzman and Brandon Hughey are not entitled to refugee status.

My heart is NOT bleeding! The US Military is all-volunteer. They signed up knowing that it could mean more than just a free education. They signed up knowing that someday they may be called upon to pay the piper.

They argued they were conscientious objectors and had well-founded fears they would face persecution if returned to the U.S.

The board, Federal Court and its appellate division rejected those arguments.

The latest ruling noted neither made full use of steps open to them in the U.S. to win conscientious objector status, before fleeing here.

Six men arrested for plotting to attack Fort Dix

May 8th, 2007

Shockingly - shockingly, I tell ya - they were all Muslim. Wow.

Six foreign-born Muslims were arrested and accused Tuesday of plotting to attack the army’s Fort Dix and massacre scores of U.S. soldiers, a plot investigators say was foiled when the men took a video of themselves firing assault weapons to a store to have the footage put onto a DVD.

Three of them were illegal aliens (Oops, sorry. I meant “undocumented workers”).

“It doesn’t matter to me whether I get locked up, arrested or get taken away,” Serdar Tatar was quoted as saying. “Or I die, it doesn’t matter. I’m doing it in the name of Allah.”

This is what we’re fighting: an enemy who wants to die for their devil-god. A false religion, a cult of sex and death, from a false desert prophet. A Religion of Pieces.

Will we ever learn?

PACOM: Oahu is more than just sandy beaches

May 8th, 2007

Every year, thousands flock to Oahu to bask on Waikiki Beach, surf at Sunset Beach, or golf at Turtle Bay. When the tourists think of the military there, they think of Pearl Harbor as something in the past - a headline, a movie, a call to arms - not as a fully functioning military installation that still operates today (for example, when the USS Ronald Reagan was docked there just a few weeks ago).

Oahu is covered with military. It seemed to me that I was never more than 50 yards from the nearest serviceman. There is the obvious female reaction to all that camo, but there is something more: a sense of security. I knew that I could walk to my accommodation at any hour and not have to look over my shoulder. I knew that no matter how lost I got (yes, I can get lost on an island - I’m talented that way), there would be someone with patience and knowledge to get me out of the bind. This was evidenced one morning when I took a wrong turn and found myself heading for Hickam Air Force Base. I knew I wouldn’t be able to enter - you have to have military ID for that. But the sentries posted at the entrance are incredibly helpful and friendly. It must happen often enough, since they have a built in u-turn spot to make the exit easier!

One evening I was meeting a friend at his installation, and I arrived a few minutes early. Again, I knew I wouldn’t be able to gain entry to the parking lot. So I just idled the car on the side of the road and stepped out to stretch my legs. A moment later a colonel in a sporty little red car pulled up to see if I was having car trouble. I can’t remember the last time a civilian (not counting a truck driver) stopped to see if I needed assistance.

And while we’re on the subject of car trouble, I was lucky enough to meet my new favorite person in Hawaii: Lieutenant Colonel Kevin Upson. When the LTC was in Iraq (he was a Major then), I was assigned as a Soldiers’ Angel to the 82nd Airborne, which was his unit. I was to send all correspondence for the troops to him, and he would distribute at random. I would usually receive an email from him every month or so, and if I didn’t hear from him, I’d drop him a line to check in. He was the only one in the unit I had contact with - the rest was done anonymously. He’s been in Hawaii for a few months now, so of course I contacted him when I found out I was going over. And when I arrived at the gate of Camp Smith to check in with the PAO for PACOM, it was the LTC who greeted me. It was a great honor to meet him - one I will cherish always, though he said the honor was his. Having him meet me at the door was only the first surprise he had in store. After my various chats with the Public Affairs Coordinator (Maj. David Griesmer, USMC - more on that meeting later) and other staff, LTC Upson escorted me out and told me to go “suit up” for a formal occasion. Hmmmm… intriguing… How does this all lead to car trouble? I’m getting to that - bear with me! (Although I was also able to interview LTC Upson, I will post that at a later date. I’m trying to stay on topic here!)

He picked me up a couple of hours later to escort me to the kickoff of Military Appreciation Month - a rather swanky “do” on Ford Island at the new Pacific Aviation Museum. The event was hosted by a series of local and corporate sponsors, and attended by Admiral Keating, the man who runs the show at PACOM. This was the LTC’s way of saying thanks for all I had done, even though I felt I could never do enough.

I got to meet the Admiral, which was a real honor.

And of course, I got to meet my “Airborne Dude” I had kept tabs on for so long.

Anyway, to the car trouble…. after wining and dining on the catering of some of the finest restaurants on Oahu, and listening to the USMC Jazz Trio (they were awesome!), it was time to call it a night. We walked back to the car, only to find a dead battery. LTC Upson was terribly embarrassed, all dressed in his A’s, with a dead car. A fine pair we made soliciting through the crowd to see if anyone had jumper cables! Sure enough, we found a table of young kids - Army - so young I wondered if they should have had those beers in their hands. One of them suggested popping the clutch on a rolling start. What a spectacle! Four or five of them, plus the LTC, pushing the car while another sat in the driver’s seat getting ready to start her (a success!). Me on the sidelines, holding somebody’s beer and laughing at the sight, especially when an equally young bunch of Marines walked by and stopped to stare. To me it was one of the high points of the evening, though LTC Upson will probably send me a tersely worded email just for writing about it!

Perhaps it’s because I’m Canadian and we tend not to be very outgoing and helpful. Maybe it’s an “American thing”. Or maybe it truly is that having that many overgrown Boy Scouts in one place means you are never alone, and never without help when you need it. For that reason alone - not the beaches or the palm trees or even the pink-hued sunsets - did I feel at home on Oahu. And it is for that reason I would someday return there.

"God did not take Patrick,"

April 21st, 2007

[Padre] Varga told the mourners. “A war took Patrick; evil in the world took Patrick. God caught him when he fell and now God carries him safely into eternal life.”

Pentland died when the light-armoured vehicle he was driving hit a roadside bomb near Kandahar.

What a lovely way to eulogize someone.

So much more than words

April 15th, 2007

This is a wonderful statement on supporting the troops. It’s more than a sticker on your car (or a lapel pin like mine). It’s more than talking the talk.

It means never backing down, never giving up, never quitting. It means taking the time to make a difference in someone’s life-after all, did a soldier not make a difference in yours?

It means teaching your children that places like Normandy, Iwo Jima, and Bastogne are sacred, almost holy phrases that encompass all that we are and all that we must remain. It means getting off your chair and doing your part-whether that be reading to a double amputee fresh from the dusty hell of Iraq, packing granola bars into a box to be sent to the front, or just not ignoring those who are ignorant any longer. How many times have we all just sighed and rolled our eyes when we hear “I support the troops but not the war?”

I know that by linking to this post, I will get the freaks commenting how I should take my fat aging body down to the recruiting office and join the war, because of course it’s the only way I can truly show support. But those idiots only know straw-men. They don’t know about the late-night emails winging back and forth across the globe. The VOIP calls at all hours from Officers who have lost men, and how. The Officers don’t tell their wives these horrors. They don’t tell their mothers. The idiots can’t know about the frantic mothers who contact me to see if I can get word about their sons or their sons’ platoons from one of my friends. The idiots will never know what it’s like to hear about the losses from those who were there, and to not even be able to tell my husband or my closest friends about it.

So, idiots, may I ask what YOU are doing to support the troops?

H/t Michelle

Death TV

April 11th, 2007

Ok, I know I’m going to get into trouble on all sides with this, but thankfully I’m used to that. I’ll try to be delicate, given my own grave feelings on the subject.

Canada should not be televising the Repatriation Ceremonies of our brave dead. It’s gruesome, and it’s bad for the group morale of the country. Perhaps more Canadians would back our troops if they didn’t have to see the parade of flag-draped coffins go by on our official Death TV station, WDED. Oops, I mean CTV.

Every Canadian has the right (almost the obligation) to mourn for those who gave their lives. But there is something truly unsettling about watching the caskets come off the planes. The Americans don’t do this. Do the British? I’m not sure, but I don’t think so (someone step up if I’m wrong). There is a certain anti-war “I told you so” feeling to these ceremonies, and I think it’s inappropriate.

Please, if there are any families of lost soldiers out there who agree or disagree, I would love to hear from you. Maybe it’s just me. Or maybe you feel it too. Let me know.

Tim’s for the Troops

April 10th, 2007

What an awesome idea, with hat tip to Halls of Macadamia.

The Royal Canadian Legion has initiated a support program called The RCL Troop Morale Fund.

They hope to raise funds to treat our troops regularly to a coffee and doughnut from the Tim Hortons in Afghanistan. A donation container is set up in the lounge here at Branch 99; loonies, toonies and the folding paper stuff would be most welcome.

To get things started, Dominion Command has donated $6,000 to buy the first round of coffee and doughnut certificates and, with the help of legion branches across Canada, they are hoping to be able to do this on a weekly basis.

It is not so much the coffee and doughnut, but the message behind it to the troops, to show them we care. Please help make this program a success by coming in and making your donation at Branch 99. You don’t have to be a legion member to donate everyone’s money is appreciated.

Branch 99 details are here.