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I can take a hint, dude

October 13th, 2009

Note. For those of you with either a) no sense of humor, or b) humor, but are totally scared of the shit that comes out of my mouth, this post is FUNNY. Funny, ok? Written in jest. Relax. Have a TicTac.

moleskineThe last thing I remember was my third martini at my birthday party on October 2. This party was attended by dear friend Josephine and her hubby Dutch, who gave me a small Moleskine notebook. Moleskines are famous for having been used by the likes of Vincent Van Gogh, who famously cut off his ear and then shot himself, and Ernest Hemingway, who blew his brains out and kicked off a string of suicides in the Hemingway family that probably isn’t over yet. For all I know, Hunter S. Thompson used one for his (pre-blog era) “Gonzo Journalism”. Thompsons’s ashes - the remains of his self-inflicted gunshot wound - were shot out of a cannon, as per his request, in 2005.

Today Josephine writes on Lumpy of children’s author Robert Munsch and his mental illness and thoughts of suicide. Though her article makes no mention of his choice of notebook to write in, I’m seeing a pattern here.

Geez, Josephine!I can take a hint!

Ok, off to write something more profound than this drivel.

They’re throwing me a TEA Party for my Birthday!

September 24th, 2009

Saturday, October 3rd is my birthday, and London, Ontario is throwing me a TEA Party!

London S.O.S. (Stop Over-Spending) Rally!

On October 3 2009 from 12:00pm until 2:00pm, the Forest City Institute invites you to join us at Reg Cooper Square (behind City Hall) and let London’s city council and bureaucrats know it is time to end London’s decade of darkness.

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Saturday, October 3, 2009
12:00pm – 2:00pm
Reg Cooper Square, behind City Hall
300 Dufferen Avenue
London, Ontario, Canada

Phone:   519-438-8606
alawton@forestcityinstitute.ca

“Inspired by the success of the TEA Parties in the United States, it’s time for Londoners — and all Canadians — to take a stand in the Forest City against the mismanagement of our money at any level of government, and inform Canadians on what the bureaucrats are really doing with our money.

“Come and join the Forest City Institute in Reg Cooper Square for music, great speakers, and a rally against high taxes, and tell the government to stop over-spending.

Come and hear guest speakers like Kathy Shaidle, whose last visit to our city spurred the Freeps’ smear campaign that actually helped sell out the event!

Who knew RightGirl even had a heart?

August 21st, 2009

broken-heartThe crushing pain hit just before 10pm on Tuesday Wednesday (shit, I’m a tool - I don’t even remember when it happened!) night. I had been on a business-related call - nothing stressful - when I developed the headache with jaw pain. Figuring I was in for a migraine, but having tons on my plate to get done before bedtime, I got off the call and grabbed some Advil.My plan was to go lie down in the dark for 15 minutes or so, so ward off the headache.

By the time I returned from the bathroom and put my waterglass down, the pressure had started just beneath my breastbone. I lay on the bed, hoping it was indigestion. Within minutes the pain was so heavy I thought my whole ribcage would implode. My left breast and armpit ached, and I wanted to vomit.

I ran through the checklist in my head:

  • Head and jaw pain? Check
  • Lightheadedness? Check
  • Nausea? Check
  • Arm pain? No
  • Shortness of breath? No
  • Chest pain? FUCK YEAH!

Ok, that was enough indicators for me. Of course, by the time I had gone over this checklist, after waiting out some of the pain, 15 minutes had passed and the pain had dissipated, leaving only a bruised ache in my ribcage and left breast.

Regardless, I hit the ER at St. Mike’s. Here’s a tip to accessing timely care within the socialized Canadian system: Tell them you just had a heart attack. Holy crap, I’ve never been treated so well in a Canadian medical institution in my life! I wanted to tip the nurses or something.

EKG, ECG, XYZ (ok, I made that up), x-rays, blood drawn, wired for sound… All this within minutes of arriving.

Needless to say my little episode wasn’t fatal - this time. But it sure put the fear of God into me! To be clear, I did not have a full-on coronary. I had an attack of angina. At the tender age of 32.

I’m fine. I feel bruised, as if I’d been kicked in the chest, and I’m covered in that sticky glue from the pads - how the fuck do you get that shit off, anyway? - but other than that I’m fine. There will be a massive overhaul to my current lifestyle of salted margaritas (my family doctor has insisted I give them up in favor of low-sodium martinis) and white bread.

My cholesterol is fine, my blood pressure is fine, but this 60 extra pounds I’m hauling around in my ass has got to go.

That said, life continues apace. I try not to wallow when I’m ill, because that makes people hate you - there are already enough very valid reasons for people to hate me. So tomorrow I am off to The Mayor of Mitchieville’s annual blogger shindig. That is, God willing, if Arnie’s mum remains stable. She, uh, had a heart attack last week. Huh.

I’m in good company

August 17th, 2009

Ted Nugent was fired from the Waco Tribune-Herald for not being a mealy-mouthed little pussy who bows and scrapes to his PC overlords.

As Kathy says: “Who did they think they were hiring?”

Listen Nuge, I’ve been there. Not so very long ago I was hired by a start-up establishment to be my charming, mouthy, unfiltered self. They said they loved my product. They said they loved my edge. But once faced with it, they freaked. But the sponsors! they cried. You frightened Scott Ott away! they lamented (Because poor Mr. Ott is apparently the only person on the web that matters. Hmmm.). OMG! You said fuck!

Well, yeah. You know, seeing as I was hired to be RightGirl and not Captain fucking Kangaroo, I kinda figured you actually wanted me to be RightGirl. Oh, and you also weren’t paying me. So, uh, my intellectual property doesn’t change to your will for that particular dollar amount, bitches.

What I’m saying Ted is Welcome to the cool kids club. If they can’t take the Nuge, they shouldn’t have hired you in the first place. You don’t hire Howard Stern to read the traffic and weather. You don’t hire RightGirl for her politically correct diplomacy. And you don’t hire Ted Nugent to be a wallflower.

People really are that stupid.

All of Us

June 14th, 2009

Anony-MouseOk, I know it’s the middle of June, and Christmas is six months away. But Albert Mouse was on my mind today. For most of my North American readership, Christmas is a time for Rankin-Bass specials on television, so I’m sure many of you are familiar with the image at left.

Albert Mouse is the little troublemaker from T’was the Night Before Christmas, who raises Santa’s ire by writing a letter to the editor stating that “All of Us” - the townspeople of Junctionville, NY - don’t believe in Father Christmas. Little shit. He nearly got Christmas canceled!

Was Robert malicious? No, not particularly. If he were malicious, Rankin-Bass might never have gotten the green light for the production, because Albert would have had a foul mouth, a chip on his shoulder, and would have called Santa a douchebag. He wasn’t malicious. He was merely burdened with too much booksmart and not enough soul. Albert Mouse was in fact a genius. However, he felt almost nothing inside. Life was only about facts and figures, never about human (or in his case mouse) interaction. Why interact with others when they won’t be nearly as smart as the people he could read in books?

If Arthur Rankin and Jules Bass created Albert today, he would be a computer wizard. He would speak and write in code. Instead of a letter to the editor of the small town paper, Albert would most likely have a blog. He would still be quoting Copernicus, and probably Darwin, too. He’d have Wikis, and would understand Linux (Do humans really understand Linux? Do mice?) He would be faithless. He would be cold. He would be as insulting to everyone who didn’t agree with him as he was to Santa Clause. More so.

Now, being a children’s holiday story, Albert Mouse was redeemed at the end by seeing the hurt he had caused to the people of Junctionville. He developed some emotion, and set about trying to set things right. Of course, he bumbled a bit in this respect, but his heart was in the right place.

In reality, it’s unlikely that anyone like Albert would ever see the error of his ways. He would always be more interested in his codes  than in any relationship with a human being. Everyone else would be beneath him.

What sparked this little thought train? It’s kind of a long story. Regardless, we all know someone like Albert Mouse. They are the awkward geeks who develop cutting attitudes to protect themselves from the loneliness of rejection. They are the internet trolls who poison the conversations on forums and comment threads. They are the bitter neighbor who yells at children. They are the Holocaust Museum shooter. And by the end of the show, they still will not have redeemed themselves.

The Militant Dyke

June 11th, 2009

Interesting personal story.

The other day a good friend of mine suggested I follow somebody on Twitter. Hmmm… well, I’m more apt to go for the suggestion of a friend than that of a machine. And besides, we had all been chatting up a storm together over on UStream (which I hate, by the way, lest anyone think I’ve sold out) earlier in the day.

The chick in question was funny, witty, pithy as hell - in other words, my kind of gal.

So I decided to look her up on Twitter and follow her as my friend suggested. We exchanged a few witty barbs to and fro, before the question of my politics came up:

“So, guess you don’t believe in gay marriage.”

Um… I didn’t quite know what to answer. No, I don’t, but not for religious reasons. I don’t believe in it because I don’t see a point to it. Every question that gay marriage raises can be answered with a contract. Be it a will, a living will, a partnership contract or even a civil union - marriage need never enter the conversation. But I didn’t say this.

Instead I said that I didn’t see a point in discussing it, and ruining a good time. I would prefer to talk to this woman about pop culture and art (she’s a brilliant artist, and I had lots of work lined up for her)… Her response?

“What’s the point of making small talk with ideological opponents?”

She then went on to completely lose her shit over gay marriage, conservative Christians (the friend who introduced her to me is far more of a devout Christian than I’ll ever be - go figure), and all things outside her sad little sphere. She revealed herself to be that saddest and angriest of all lefty creatures: The militant dyke.

Did I know she was gay going into it? Yes. Did I insult her? No. Did my very existence offend her? Yes.

And so it goes. People may accuse us on the right of being polarized, insular, bigoted, whatever. But do those selfsame people ever look inwards at their own side of the spectrum?

Islamic Whore

June 6th, 2009

Stone the bitch.

No Pants Friday™ Roundup

May 29th, 2009

I was up at 7 this morning. Ouch. I have a bit of a busy day, finishing up some client work before heading out to take pics of Bush protesters, then rushing back to record Brass Balls Radio late tonight.

Speaking of Brass Balls Radio, about that $12 donation you meant to give us, but clearly forgot. Yeah, you can still do it (and Mark Steyn says you should!). Thanks. We just paid our hosting bill - the one BEFORE the Steyn show. It was expensive enough. I don’t dare to speculate how much the big one will be.

That said, if you want something more concrete for your money, but still want to help the cause of free-speechiness, why not grab a Larry, Curly & Mohammed t-shirt. All the cool kids have one!

Britain is dead, dying, whatever. You’d best recycle or you’ll have the Busybody Police at your door. But if you rape a toddler - well, it’s no big deal. Turns out 1 in 12 child rapists gets off (so to speak) with community service. Shit - and I thought Canada was a joke with its Native Sentencing Circles.

Muslims desecrate a Christian cemetery. Cue the rioting? Nah. That’s not how we roll.

My article on California upholding Prop 8 has garnered a ton of comments over at Examiner. Feel free to add your own voice to the mix. (There’s a little technical problem with the comments being cut off after x-amount of characters. Sorry, please bear with us while we get it straightened out.) Finally a moonbat has admitted there’s no legal reason to prohibit polygamy and that it should be allowed. Go forth and opine!

I found something fishy over at Technorati the other day. No wonder it isn’t used as much as it once was. What a scam! Just because you’re AOL and you can buy links… Not cool. Bloggers (legitimate ones) put a great deal of effort into their babies. I know I do.

A couple in San Diego have been busted for praying without a permit. Seriously.

“On Good Friday we had an employee from San Diego County come to our house, and inform us that the Bible study that we were having was a religious assembly, and in violation of the code in the county.” David Jones told FOX News.

“We told them this is not really a religious assembly — this is just a Bible study with friends. We have a meal, we pray, that was all,” Jones said.

A few days later, the couple received a written warning that cited “unlawful use of land,” ordering them to either “stop religious assembly or apply for a major use permit,” the couple’s attorney Dean Broyles told San Diego news station 10News.

So much for the concept of:

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

I bet they voted for Prop 8.

Bloggers beware. A great article in the WSJ about libel chill in the ’sphere. Something many of my good friends know far too much about, sadly.

Civic gadflies and self-styled watchdogs who accuse local politicians and companies are getting slapped with lawsuits. People who post messages in chat rooms, online forums and blogs can be held liable for invasion of privacy or for making defamatory statements, which are damaging, false statements of fact.

Yeah, we know. Oh my, do we ever!

Ok folks, have a great day. I hope to get some good pics of raving moonbats from down in front of the Metro Toronto Convention Centre this afternoon. I will be sure to post the best of them.

Lilacs

May 14th, 2009

lilacsMay 14th is a day of mixed emotions for me. Eighteen years ago today, right about this time of day (circa 10am), the phone rang. I was still asleep, having been late at the hospital the night before. It was a Tuesday morning, and I would have been in school if the world hadn’t been falling apart. My dad had taken the week off work, knowing what was ahead. But he didn’t answer the phone. He was out running errands, in a world before everyone had a cell phone. So I picked it up. I knew what the speaker would say before my hand ever snaked out from under the comforter. I knew who it was.

My cousin Joan, sounding weary having been at the hospital since about midnight:

“Come now. It’s time. How quick can you get here?”

I replied that we were on our way, without knowing that Dad was out of the house.

Still dressed from the night before, I hopped out of bed and ran down the stairs to tell Dad. “Daaaad!?”

He wasn’t there. But he left a detailed note, saying he would be grocery shopping from this time to that time, then stopping by his friend John’s house from this time to that time…. I checked the clock. Five minutes and he’d be at John’s. I dialed. His wife Patricia answered.

“Pat, it’s Wendy. Dad’s on his way over, but I just got the call. Don’t let him even get out of the car - send him home.”

“Oh God - ok. You ok?”

Ok? Hmm… define ok. I was running on little sleep, had forgotten that I was a 14 year old child while I ran a household and did evening shifts at the hospital downtown. In a matter of hours - possibly minutes - I wouldn’t have a mother. Maybe I already didn’t.

“I’m fine. Fine.”

After getting off the phone, I splashed some water on my face and let the dog out in the yard for a few minutes. It was a warm spring day, though a bit cloudy. As Valentine - our Doberman - did her business, my glance happened to land on the lilac tree at the back of the yard. I hated the house we were living in. It was loathe at first sight, but my mother was so enamored with the big lilac bush that we rented the house anyway. We had moved in the previous September, and she couldn’t wait for Spring to see the bush in bloom.

She never did, having been in the hospital since February 22 with the cancer that would kill her. The buds were just beginning to open that morning in May. The bush was still mostly dark purple with unopened blossoms; only a few specks of the pale almost-pink color of the fragrant open flowers.

Dad came home a few minutes later, and we hit the road, driving downtown as fast as our little K-Car would carry us (which isn’t that fast at all). Our speed wasn’t enough. We arrived at the hospital a few minutes after my mother died. It was too late.

Just like the lilacs bloomed too late for her to see them.

Smile

May 11th, 2009

Oh man. You picked the wrong girl to come to for sympathy. Dumbass.

I just can’t help but smile.

Distance

April 7th, 2009

It’s something I try to keep, for my own mental health. There are very few parts of my past I cling to (The Cottage was one), and I do what I can to keep my ghosts at bay. So many ghosts.

Two years ago, around this time, I went into Montreal to attend the funeral of a longtime family friend. While there I could barely breathe. My appearance was brief - in on the train, attend the funeral, out on the next train. The thousands of memories - a childhood buried in assorted graves, the broken hearts, the faces of the people who witnessed my youth - Montreal for me is bloodier than a battlefield, and more haunted.

Not so long ago I wrote of the discomfort I felt at reconnecting to my long lost cousins. Although I’m a little more open to such things now than I used to be, it still discombobulates me. Arm’s length or further is where family belongs.

But what do you do when someone is sick? How do you turn your back or shrug your shoulders when someone might be dying? I will admit that there are some of them I wouldn’t flutter an eyelash for at their demise. This is not one of them.

Close? No, we were never close. I was only ever close to one cousin out of hundreds (that’s who I spoke to tonight), but we were friendly. We were at exactly the right distance to not cause the fear, discomfort and loathing that comes so easily to me where family is concerned.

Do I have a role in this act that is playing out 300 miles away from my Toronto dungeon? Is there a way I can help, and if so, do I really want to?

Want to? No, of course not. I’ve done the nursing and palliative care and cleaning shitty beds and bloody phlegm enough to last a lifetime, and I did it as a child. I’ve earned my respite. So “want” is a very inappropriate word to use in this case. Who the fuck wants to go through that?

However I feel compelled, for reasons beyond my understanding. Is this what they mean by family ties? The very concept gives me chills. I am not fighting the intrusion of family into my life - I am fighting my own willingness to allow that to happen. The protective me wants to carry on without knowing or caring. But some little (oft ignored) inner me would prefer to throw open the doors to these specters of the past.

Do Quebeckers ever think about anything important?

March 14th, 2009

Ever?

The job’s a hot seat, and one dagger’s already out, but Michael Sabia didn’t look at all uncomfortable in his first public appearance yesterday as the new president and chief executive of the Caisse de dépot et placement du Québec.

Deftly fielding questions from reporters about his experience and suitability, most of them answered in serviceable French, Sabia said it was “an honour” to be chosen to head one of Quebec and Canada’s premier institutions. He said his goal is to stabilize and fortify the Caisse, with as first order of business a reassessment of its risk-management, investment and communication strategies.

The mad frenchmen of Quebec are worried that having an Anglo (and Anglophile) like Sabia atop the Caisse will dilute it’s unique Quebec-ness. If I were them I would be more concerned with Sabia’s track record of killing off floundering companies and then selling them for spare parts. There is nothing Sabia touches that doesn’t turn to ash - just check my Bell pension if you want proof.

Quebec needs to be a little less concerned about its cultural issues and a little more concerned about its economy. And as for those with money in the Caisse, now might be a good time to get it the hell out.

It’s a Small World After All

February 9th, 2009

First, let me apologize for my server issues today. It’s all related to the events of the day, and the traffic coming in from Steyn Online & Five Feet of Fury. Shit happens.

Great days like today don’t happen very often, so let me try to get it all out.

As you know I began the day in Standing Committee for Government Agencies as the Ontario Legislature. Topic of discussion being the Ontario Human Rights Tribunal. Not the Commission, and not the Legal Support Center - the Tribunal. This is very important, since whatever question the OHRT chair was asked, he deflected by saying it was the remit of another faction of the Human Rights racket. Typical.

The Committee broke at noon for lunch and I hooked up with Kathy Shaidle and the other Cool Kids like Dr Roy and Rick McGinnis. We retired to the basement cafeteria, where I dropped Mark a note on where to join us. He later did, and held court to a passel of his adoring public. Those of us who were in the morning session briefed him about who he would be dealing with inside.

We went upstairs in time for the afternoon session, where Mark was due to speak. This much you already know from my BlackBerry blogging (which is a pain in the ass, by the way, and not recommended except in cases of dire Steynian emergency). Here’s the link to his transcript, thanks to Denyse.

When his part of the hearing was over, Steyn and his Steynettes (us aforementioned Cool Kids) headed out into the hall where he did a small media scrum.

After about an hour of idle chit-chat in which my back began to kill due to the heels I was wearing, I determined myself to be an under-represented minority (one of 4 women in a group of easily 20 men) and insisted we retired to the bar down the street. Our gaggle of right-wing news junkies walked a couple of blocks to an Irish pub aptly named Pogue Mahone. I had passed it earlier in the day, on my way to Queen’s Park, yet I couldn’t place why the name meant something to me. It was Mike Brock who reminded us that Richard “Bravest Man Warren Kinsella Knows” Warman has used the alias Pogue Mahone when he used entrapment on the Stormfront Website. Heh. And yet there all us haters sat having a beer (or in my case a very tasty dirty martini) with Mark Steyn, in a bar called Pogue Mahone. Poetic justice.

We were about halfway through our little drinks-and-idolatry session when I realized that none of us had a clue who t he man was sitting opposite me. Had he accidentally fallen into step with us and suddenly found himself in a bar surrounded by right-wing zealots? Or had he meant to join us and none of us had bothered to get his name beforehand?

Turned out it was the latter. He muttered his name - I didn’t really catch it at first, but I sure as hell placed it later on. Shy and in awe of The Steyn, he was pretty quiet. Whatever - it takes all kinds. Mark had to get to meeting back a Queen’s Park, so our gaggle walked him back to College & University. 99.9% of us piled onto the subway at that corner, but I planned to walk back to Yonge Street.

I turned around and there was “Mutter Something C-y Something Guy”. We began to walk back to Yonge, both of us in exceptionally good moods given the day we’d been having. He began talking more openly, and we decided to pop into Fran’s to continue the conversation. Blah blah Steyn rules, blah blah Conservative government, yada yada 9/11… the typical comfortable Toronto Conservative Underground conversation. He was great fun to talk to. We exchanged business cards and I finally knew his name. Not that my clearly-not-working brain processed the information, but hey - at least I wasn’t just calling him “You There” anymore. It was an improvement.

So, a couple of beers and a club sandwich later, my new friend tells me how he ran in the 2006 election against Taliban Jack Layton in the Beaches riding. Oh, right. I thought I recognized his name. Something… something about the guy who ran against Layton. What was it? Axe murderer? No, that wasn’t it. Something…

“Even my own brother didn’t vote for me! Then again, he’s a poster child for Canada’s liberal entertainment elite, so I didn’t expect him to.”

Something…

“Entertainment? Who…?” Something… the name…

“Yeah, have you ever heard of a band called Blue Rodeo?”

At which point I spritzed Diet Pepsi halfway across Fran’s.

Holy sweet tap dancing Jesus!

Heard of them? Every break up and break down for almost 20 years, every road trip, every solo bender with a bottle or three of wine… Heard of them? Have I ever heard of one of North America’s most prolific songwriters? Jim Cuddy’s voice is as much a part of my life as my own, or my ex-husband’s or my dog’s. My relationship with Blue Rodeo’s music has actually lasted longer than the relationship I had with my late mother, who was only with me for 14 years.

So yeah, that was my afternoon with Loftus Cuddy.

What a day, ladies and gents. What an awesome goddam day. I know I’ve posted this clip before, but it’s my favorite. It’s almost an anthem (though I never thought that part about my house being on fire would ever come true, till it did).

Iraqi Women in Business

February 3rd, 2009

Photo from AP

Photo from AP

These Iraqi sisters are doing it for themselves. When other women would be at home breeding multiple baby martyrs in the name of Allah, these broads aren’t waiting around till their babies reach the bomb-blast age. After all, Allah is waiting. And now this lovely sex bomb pictured has been arrested for recruiting female suicide bombers in Iraq. And it seems it was run very much like a prostitution ring.

From the AP:

A woman accused of helping recruit dozens of female suicide bombers looked into the camera and described the process: trolling society for likely candidates and then patiently converting the women from troubled souls into deadly attackers.

The accounts, in a video released Tuesday by Iraq police, offer a rare glimpse into the networks used to find and train the women bombers who have become one of the insurgents’ most effective weapons as they struggle under increasing crackdowns.

In a separate prison interview with The Associated Press, with interrogators nearby, the woman said she was part of a plot in which young women were raped and then sent to her for matronly advice. She said she would try to persuade the victims to become suicide bombers as their only escape from the shame and to reclaim their honor.

As brainwashed as the Islamic ummah is, it would be very easy to convert these women into murderers for the sake of honor. After all, if your only other choice is having your father/uncle/brother kill you for adultery, then why not go out with a bang?

I keep looking at this old hag’s picture, and I can’t help but thinking of another famous Muslim woman…

flat_fatima

Anderson Cooper - Drunk on Air

January 27th, 2009

Oh this is funny. On a Tweet Tip from Jon, here is Anderson Cooper the day after the inauguration.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is why I don’t drink before Brass Balls Radio.

Ottawa merchants make offer to striking transit workers

January 21st, 2009

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This is the best statement on the Ottawa bus strike I have seen so far. (photo courtesy of Mike Carroccetto)

The Sermon on Capitol Hill

January 17th, 2009

The Messiah went forth among the people. He had only his waffle, with which He wished to be left alone. But seeing the people in their plenitude, the Messiah multiplied the waffles and the cigarettes, and those in Congress - His disciples - went forth with baskets of the new-found bounty.

But verily the syrup did not increase, as He needed something more to promise the faithful in four years hence.

A lonely woman came to the Messiah and spoke. “I want waffles”.

He placed his hand on her head, as if to cast out demons, and said, “And verily you shall have them, my child, and they shall be called ’stimulus’ after the ancient god of graft.” The woman went forth with her waffles. And the Messiah saw that it was good, and said it was good, and it was good…

What do they have against fruit?

December 21st, 2008

I know they hate infidels Jews Hindu’s dogs pigs alcohol dancing singing music of any kind or the performance thereof, Christians African Muslims as we see in Sudan but I didn’t realize the religion of peace had a fatwa out on fruit. Here is a story from the A.P. on several major fruit attacks perpetrated it would appear by that unfortunately named MILF. Moro Islamic Liberation Front
Clearly these attacks are meant to destroy any Christmas activities in the majority Catholic country of the Philippines. Islam is warring now for the whole nation not being content with creating a sharia state where most of the Muslims are in Moro.

This does add fuel however to my suspicion that the bombs found this week in a Paris department store where not planted by the religion of peace. My suspicion is that as the dynamite had no detonator attached, there was a warning called in BEFORE the bomb was supposed to go off and there where no follow up attacks to kill first responders that partial bomb was actually planted by leftists and anarchists and not by Muslims despite the demand that French troops be withdrawn from Afghanistan.

Its just not the Muslim M.O. The bomb wasn’t functional, no one was hurt and and there was no attempt to kill the rescue forces after. My money is on leftists and anarchists probably funded out of Moscow as is the tradition now that the proxy wars have begun again. On to the followers of Mohamed and the multiple fruit attacks….

Another bomb found in jittery Philippine city (int. Herald Tribune)

Police defused a powerful bomb hidden inside a papaya fruit that attackers may have intended to detonate Sunday at a Roman Catholic cathedral in a violence-wracked southern Philippine city.

About 100 policemen will be deployed this week to bolster the security of Iligan city amid a security scare that has dampened the usually vibrant Christmas holiday season in the industrial hub of more than 300,000 people, Iligan Mayor Lawrence Cruz said.

“This is a crisis situation,” Cruz told The Associated Press. “We should be at the height of the Christmas rush now but it feels gloomy.”

A bomb fashioned from an 81 mm mortar round and concealed in a papaya fruit was found by scavengers in a vacant lot near a Roman Catholic cathedral in downtown Iligan. Police and army ordnance teams safely defused the bomb, Cruz said.

The would-be bombers may have planned to bring the bomb to the cathedral, which was packed with worshippers, but abandoned it at the lot about two blocks away due to heavy police presence in the church area, police Superintendent Celso Regencia said.

Police also checked an unattended bag, which scared off passers-by in an Iligan public plaza, but found no explosives, Regencia said.

Two nail-laden bombs exploded almost simultaneously Thursday in the baggage counters of two Iligan department stores packed with Christmas shoppers, killing two people and wounding 54 others.

President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo flew to Iligan, about 485 miles (780 kilometers) southeast of Manila, to console the victims Friday and order authorities to hunt down and punish the bombers.

Hours after Arroyo left Iligan, however, a third bomb was found and defused by a fruit stand close to the two stores hit in Thursday’s blasts, police said.

Muslim guerrillas, who resent Iligan officials’ opposition to a plan to annex a part of the city to an expanded Muslim autonomous region, are among the suspects in the bombings, Cruz said.

A closed-circuit television camera at one of the shops targeted Thursday showed two men wearing traditional Muslim garments handing over what appeared to be a bag. Minutes later, an explosion ripped the baggage counter apart, police said.

The bomb attacks have prompted a security alert in metropolitan Manila, where police organized a mock bombing exercise at a crowded commuter train terminal Saturday.

The British Embassy again advised its nationals against traveling to the southern Mindanao region due to terrorism and bomb attacks, citing Thursday’s bombings in Iligan.

How does one measure ‘fair’ when it comes to gay penguins?

December 16th, 2008

I don’t know what to do with this story really. There is just too much wrong with it to begin taking it apart. It’s like that car you may as well sell as scrap metal cause you would have to rebuild it with entirely new parts.

Being gay seems to earn the right to actually steal children now. OK well eggs at least.

Being gay seems to earn the right to actually steal children now. OK well eggs at least.

Protesters decided to actually march for the ‘rights’ of gay penguins to hatch eggs? It isn’t ‘fair’ to not let them be parents just cause nature ‘made them that way’? Meanwhile the European Umma of muslim clerics are deciding whether or not to obey western laws on whether or not to actually murder gay people as is commanded in Koran.

According to this story in the Daily Mail UK

“Last month the birds were segregated after they were caught placing stones at the feet of parents before waddling away with their eggs.

But angry visitors to Polar Land in Harbin, northern China, complained it wasn’t fair to stop the couple from becoming surrogate fathers and urged zoo bosses to give them a chance.”

I really can’t figure out what exactly fair means. To be honest I never have. Typically its a rhetorical device meaning you have to concede to what I want you to think do and behave. But in this case well, Gay penguins rewarded for tricking other penguins by placing rocks at their feet in order to steal their young by having humans steal the eggs for them and letting them hatch them instead of the actual mother of the egg. For the first time the irrational left seems to show an overt contempt for nature itself when it fails (as it always does) to be politically correct.

I would hope these protesters find it in themselves to protest the various Muslim organizations which actively seek the death penalty for homosexuals in Europe instead of hanging around in zoos stealing eggs for gay birds. I mean if it was for an omelet or something yeah go ahead.

Ezra Levant exposes more rot and cancer in the Liberal party of Canada.

December 16th, 2008

This really is vile. I don’t mean in the usual rhetorical sense where some breach of procedure occurred so some backbencher can pay off his summer home in Arizona. I think the Canadian public has come to accept that sort of personal corruption in Canadian politics as ‘business as usual’. However this article by the venerable Ezra Levant exposes how Warren Kinsella, a central figure in ‘Adscam’, (Canada’s most significant example of political corruption) subverted the very machinery of democracy itself. The maneuvering of institutions of the state from non partisan to blatantly partisan even to the extent of political affiliation of the parents of the people involved. See this example from sworn testimony..

“MR. CLERMONT: …I did object on a number of occasions. For example, during the labour dispute, I was asked to retain the services of a lawyer other than the one who was doing it on the pretext that that lawyer’s father was a conservative, but he had been appointed by vote, and I refused. I said “You don’t change horses in the middle of the race”, and the result was a lot of headaches for me with the stakeholder”

Yes lawyers for various government actions were changed in the middle of proceedings because the lawyers father was a conservative. This is something right out of the playbook of Hugo Chavez. To be clear, democracy has little to do with a bunch of idiots voting on things. It has to do with the nature of institutions of state and the extent to which they are free of interference from partisan politics. The Liberals have acted towards these institutions in ways that would make Robert Mugabe proud.

Please take the time to read Ezra’s account of all this with the thought in the back of you’re mind that Mr. Kinsella has launched a number of law suits now against Ezra clearly as a punitive process and having nothing whatsoever to do with the merits truth or importance of Levant’s claims. Kinsella seems to know only one thing. How to abuse the institutions of state for personal gain. Here is the URL again from Ezra’s excellent blog.

Posted by James Cohen for Girl on the right