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Tiny little hip hop whores

May 14th, 2008

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Tell me again why with over 60% of black children in America residing in single parent families headed by promiscuous mothers who breed from a variety of “baby-daddies” (a terrible cultural term that reminds us that the men have absolutely no responsibility for these children), we still don’t seem to be getting the fact that we’re dealing with a broken culture. Now they’re tricking out their daughters to get started as “baby mommas” at as young an age as possible.

Well if that doesn’t just scream class, good taste, innocence, and childhood, I really don’t know what does. This makes me want to have many girl babies, so I can dress them up like whores and make Beyonce more wealthy than she already is. It’s a win-win for everybody.

And when these little girls get old enough to have their own babies (say, age 14 or so), who will be responsible? The taxpayer, for sure, will be on the hook for housing and benefit, but will anyone else step up and take responsibility? Will Beyoncé? Will the previous generation of hip hop whores and baby daddies?

From Malkin:

The creepiness factor is heightened by the fact that women were responsible for marketing this child exploitation. I’d ask: “Where was Beyoncé’s mother to tell her daughter to wipe all the gunk off the Dereon models’ faces?” But Beyoncé’s mother—who has helped manage the “Bootylicious” singer’s career from childhood—is her eager and willing partner in crime.

As for the mothers of this new crop of Little Girls Gone Wild models, they were undoubtedly thrilled to see their daughters painted up and posing like Victoria’s Secret angels-in-training. If we’ve learned anything from Lindsay Lohan and her hard-partying mother, it’s that the Lolita-posing apple doesn’t fall far from the bosom-flaunting tree.

Solid Gold Grief

January 5th, 2008

Good God. I happened to catch this on the evening news, and my jaw hung open. I buried both my parents before I turned 19, and to neither funeral did I show up in gold lame.

Ok, so there’s a cultural thing going on here for sure. But I can’t think of any culture where gold lame or giant knock-off label-whore sunglasses are appropriate at a funeral. Some cultures throw the wives on their husband’s pyre, some people dance or drink. But showing up looking like a goddam whore is inappropriate everywhere.

The dead woman, Diane Anderson, had a whole bunch of babies by a whole bunch of different men. Looks like she and her sister (Sophia of the sunglasses) made an excellent impression on daughter Ieisha. Watch the video.

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Does this look like any funeral you’ve seen, excepting when some thug gang-banging rapper gets his just desserts on the streets of Southern Los Angeles? How long before it’s Ieisha’s funeral, or that of some baby-daddy she hooks up with? Is this how kids are being raised in North Toronto? Enough with multiculturalism - time to call in child services.