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Best. Rant. Ever.

September 24th, 2009

Thanks so much to blogger and The Delivery host Jimmy Bise for bringing it to my attention!

Eddibear of DoublePlusUndead brings the cussin’ and the hollerin’ to a fever pitch in this rant about being called a “racist” just because you disagree with the policies of a communist black man.

But, since you seem to think that any and all criticism of Obama is racist, let’s run down my racism:
*Gathering in opposition to an attempt to fuck the country up the ass with runaway taxes, government run health care, looming inflation, perpetual 10% unemployment, and more government meddling in our lives is now racist? Good to know.
*Blogging about or discussing said events on the radio or Television is racist? How did I miss that?
*Defending a Congressman who dared to speak out to The One? Fly the Stars & Bars!
*Exposing the dirty dealings of a corrupt “Community Organizing” group by pretending to be a pimp and a hooker, or calling out union thugs for their actions? Get out the White Sheets, Mabel.
*Exposing the shady associations of an avowed Marxist and Truther who potentially was going to have his hand in the middle of a metric assload of money and regulations? Let’s hang out with Fuzzy Zoeller.

I could go on, but that is only a fraction of the racist activities I have been associated with, and I believe you get the point.

I’ve been saying pretty much the same thing for the past few months, and adding that if you so desperately want to belive that pro-Constitution Americans are really racist, you’d better duck and cover if they decide to take you up on that epithet.

We are screaming and protesting against bad policy - we are not yelling nigger in a crowded theater. In fact, most of the racism that hits the black community comes from the left, whether it is slavery backed by Southern Democrats, lynchings by friends of Democratic Senator Robert Byrd, or the soft racism of low expectations that comes from affirmative action. Welfare is a bigger form of racism than anything that comes from the so-called racist right.

If you want to call me a racist, go for it. I don’t care. Really. If I cared, I would have given up this blog a long time ago. If a racist is someone who points out the truth, then I’m a racist. If a racist is someone who opposes bad policy, then I’m a racist. If a racist is someone who notices that there really are differences between people of different cultures instead of pretending that a welfare queen is equal to a person who puts themselves through trade school, I’m a racist.

Oh, and fuck you.

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Hip Hop Caucus

May 26th, 2009

That title isn’t an effort on my part to be racially divisive regarding the Obama administration. No, such a thing actually exists. Their logo is blood spattered, to mimic a gunshot wound, which is wholly appropriate.

Anyone who hasn’t gone to great effort to purge the memory from their mind may remember hip hop “star” Ludacris (so spelled in order to keep urban populations as illiterate as possible) bringing out a “song” during the Obama campaign telling America to paint the White House black. Ludacris and other rappers are part of this so-called Hip Hop Caucus, founded in 2004, whose mission statement claims:

The mission of the Hip Hop Caucus is to work towards ending urban poverty for the next generation. We organize young people in urban communities to be active in elections, policymaking, and service projects. Our priority issues are Urban Poverty, Urban Planning, Climate Change, Healthcare, Public Education, and Criminal Justice.

They also state: Our work re-shapes how young people of color are viewed by the media, elected officials, and the public.

On that point I would say all of hip hop have been very successful in taking an already marginalized community and turning them into an organized band of thugs. Excellent work!

They are not a caucus that is officially affiliated with government, but they are a lobby group with not inconsiderable influence. For example:

The US rap star T.I., who has worked with a political lobbying group with growing influence in Washington, is to serve less than a year in jail after being convicted of illegal possession of machine guns.

This should not come as a surprise to anyone. The courts know which way the wind blows in an Obamanation. Take one criminally affiliated black man, install him in the highest office in the land via the illegal methods of ACORN and a willing liberal media. Surround him with tax cheats who have never faced a day in court for their crimes. Praise him for his integrity. And watch the country sink deeper and deeper into the mire.

Word.

Sshhh… We don’t talk about that.

February 23rd, 2009

When pointing out the obvious becomes racially divisive, the problem isn’t with racism: It’s with the ability to face facts.

Now, competitive middle-schoolers in Florida are flocking to sign up for high-school classes.

For parents and students, it’s a great chance to get ahead. And school districts have something else to brag about: seventh- and eighth-graders completing courses such as Algebra II Honors and biology that had been reserved primarily for ninth- and 10th-graders.

But the nation’s foremost scholars in middle-school education are worried the fast-growing trend is leaving minority children behind. They also question whether the practice is legal because, nationwide, it has tended to result in students being segregated by race.

Legal? These courses aren’t mandatory. Parents and kids sit down together to decide what courses the kids should take, if any. If the parents or children (or both) show no interest in speeding up the learning process voluntarily, then that’s their choice. It certainly isn’t illegal.

When those in social jobs like teaching and counseling talk of equality, they don’t mean equality of opportunity. We already have that: All kids, black, white or green, can go to school and get a basic education. The social nannies mean equality of outcome. Give everyone a medal, even if they played poorly. Get everyone into advanced education, even if they can barely read or have no interest. And if that advanced education is too hard for them, either dumb it down or cancel it altogether.

They lost me at “videotape”

January 2nd, 2009

Ever hip to what today’s immigrants are into, Citizenship & Immigration Canada wants to hear from new Canadians. Despite the fact that in rural villages and big cities around the world, locals are using modern technology like cell phones and blackberrys to send rape videos to their friends, and YouTube to disseminate beheading videos, Canada’s bureaucrats want them to find a VHS recorder (why not Beta?) to tell them all about how to end racism.

1. be between 45 to 60 seconds in length;
2. be submitted on one Mini-DV tape, DVD or VHS tape per entry;
3. be accompanied by one entry form, which also includes a parent or guardian signature PER PARTICIPANT;
4. not contain any images not created by the entrants (such as pictures, photographs, stock film or images from the internet) without a letter of permission from the person having rights in the images to use them for insertion in the video for the purposes of the Competition and granting to the Department of Citizenship and Immigration and its agents the right to use all videotape images they receive as they see fit and allow any television station participating in this initiative to edit, reproduce and broadcast any and all video submissions or portions thereof. Remember to include, unless he/she stated otherwise, the name of the author of the images in the credits of the video; and
5. use only original music in your video (i.e. music you and your team composed), or use royalty-free and rights-free music.

Canada is very concerned about the right of those singers and bands to which it gives enormous and unnecessary monetary grants. As for the rights of the budding videographers… well, not so much.

All videotape entries become the property of the Department of Citizenship and Immigration, including all intellectual property rights, and will not be returned. It should be understood that this involves that the Department of Citizenship and Immigration will have the right to use all videotape images they receive as they see fit and allow any television station participating in this initiative to edit, reproduce and broadcast any and all video submissions or portions thereof.

Better hurry! If you get your entry in by January 19, 2009, racism will end. Actually, that’s kinda true. The next day is Obama’s inauguration, and I swear I will rip the head off of anyone who plays the race card for the next 4-8 years after that.

H/t Kathy.

The Jamaican double standard and the vocal gay lobby

September 30th, 2007

I know that the squeaky wheel gets the Crisco, and that the shrieking loudness of the gay lobby has brought about a new kind of “equality” in Canada whereby some are actually more equal than others. But I had to shake my head when I saw this article in the Star:

Two concerts have been cancelled after mega-club Kool Haus pulled the plug at the last-minute on two controversial reggae and dancehall artists.

Entertainers Elephant Man and Sizzla were scheduled to perform last Friday night and Oct. 5 respectively, but both Jamaicans have been under fire from human rights organizations who say their lyrics are homophobic and incite violence against gays.

Akim Larcher, founder of Stop Murder Music Canada – a coalition made up of 20 organizations that promote human rights – says the federal government has remained silent in this issue.

Suddenly a lobby group is worried about the violence of the Jamaican music scene? Why the hell did it take the gays to bring this about?? What about women’s rights groups, or the anti-gun freaks around Toronto, who are happy to ban an inanimate weapon, but not the inspiration, culture or criminals that perpetrate the killings?

Stop Murder Music talks about human rights, but when will they act against other groups that target not just gays, but women, other blacks, rival gangs etc?

This 2004 article out of Montreal about Sizzla got lots of pro- and anti-Sizzla comments, but no one seemed to mention the other types of dangers associated with the rasta/hip-hop/reggae/bling bling yo homie culture that we actually have to live with every day in Canada and the US.

Here’s an example of Elephant Man’s anti-gay lyrics:

Ok, don’t dat tune a fit fi radio play (Yeah)
Don’t dat tune a mek di gal dem wine up when dem hear it waan stay (True)
It tell mi seh dem waan dat tune a day (Boom)
Don’t dat tune a mek yuh feel like likkle pickney ready fi play (Yeah)
Don’t dat tune a mek yuh feel a way (True)
Don’t dat tune a mek yuh feel like seh fi tek a gun and shot a gay (Bo!!!)
Dem waan pollute go dung and not obey
Doolas nah support it not away

Bad? Yes. Terrible to the point of outcry? Well, that depends. How do you feel about this:

Homey you a bitch you got feminine ways
Heard you got four lips and bleed for seven days
I got fo’ fifths and bananas on the K’s
And got more whips than a runaway slave

That’s from 50 Cent, who isn’t banned in Canada, and is in fact considered mainstream popular.

What about sexual objectification of women? Isn’t that a more widespread issue affecting 50% of the country, whereas gays only make up about 2%?

This is why I’m hot, catch me on the block,
Every other day, another bitch, another drop,

From Mims.

I see you windin’ n grindin’ up on that pole,
I know you see me lookin’ at you and you already know
I wanna f**k you,(f**k you) you already know
I wanna f**k you,(f**k you) you already know, girl

Money in the air as mo feel grab you by your coat tail take you to the motel, hoe sale,
don’t tell, wont tell, baby said I don’t talk Dogg but she told on me, oh well,
take a picture wit me, what the flick gon’ do, baby stick to me & ima stick on u,
if you pick me then ima pick on you, d-o-double g and I’m here to put this dick on you,
I’m stuck on pussy n urs is right, wrip riding them poles and them doors is tight and tighter
and ima get me a shot for the end of the night cause pussy is pussy and baby you’re pussy for life.

Akon featuring Snoop Dogg. Two very popular “artists”.

Frankly, I haven’t the time or the inclination to research the lyrics that glorify gang violence - it’s been done before anyway.

Fact is, there’s more than just the gay bashing aspect of this culture we should be looking at. Why has it taken a gay advocacy group to speak up about it.

Shame on the other lobbyists. Where have you all been hiding?

But activist and Canadian author Orville Lloyd Douglas says “there are a lot of double standards here.”

These organization’s “don’t go after Eminem or Marilyn Manson.”

And there it is. The race card. Double shame.