The “Holy Month”, when violence - especially toward other Muslims - is frowned upon. Unless those ingrates don’t follow the rules. Then beat the snot out of them.

He was eating breakfast on the terrace of a restaurant in the center of Lyon on the weekend of August 15th, when three youth jumped him because he didn’t observe the fast of Ramadan. The father of the Senegalese family from Vénissieux was hit on the head with a glass bottle, and then beaten with a chair. Rushed to the hospital with a fracture to the back of his head, the victim was operated on. The attack was caught on CCTV, but the images are of poor quality and it is impossible to identify the attackers. The Lyon prosecutor opened a preliminary investigation. According to our sources, the manager of the kebab (restaurant), fearing reprisals, wants to testify anonymously.

They’re all like barbaric children, unable to play with each other or anyone else without starting a fight.

Jewish worshippers returning to Hebron’s Cave of the Patriarchs after Muslims were given exclusive access to the holy site at the weekend reported that the cabinet containing their Torah scrolls had been urinated on.

Such fine people. So tolerant of other faiths. So respectful.

Before you consider that it may have merely been a couple of yobs on a dare,

Another Jewish resident of Hebron said that some damage to Jewish religious articles or the Jewish side of the site is found every time the Muslims take over.

Charming.

Remember when this was the kind of thing you’d find at the back of a newsprint magazine, offering you the chance to draw Woody Woodpecker or Betty Boop for a $25 prize and a cartooning instruction book? Geez, I remember stuff like that at the back of my Archie comics when I was little.

Times have changed, though, and $25 doesn’t buy quite as many Sea Monkeys as it used to. Nowadays a book of art instruction goes for more than that! Heck, you’d be lucky if you could buy 5 Archie comics!

Now the cartoon prizes are much bigger, and the rules have changed. No longer do you submit your attempt along with a proof of purchase and a $1 entry fee. No, now you have to go out and slaughter another artist like a lamb.

The purported head of al-Qaeda in Iraq has offered a reward for the murder of a Swedish cartoonist over his drawing depicting the Prophet Muhammad.

The $100,000 (£49,310) reward would be raised by 50% if Lars Vilks was “slaughtered like a lamb” said the audio message aired on the internet.

The speaker, said to be Abu Omar al-Baghdadi, threatened a new offensive during the holy month of Ramadan.

Last month’s cartoon showed Prophet Muhammad’s head on a dog’s body.

Several Muslim countries protested.

Hmmm… wasn’t more than two or three years ago that the Religion of Peace was telling us that violence during the “Holy Month of Ramadan” was haram, or verboten. I guess they noticed we weren’t buying into that bullshit, dropped the charade, and went back to what they do best: Threats and killings.

But Saturday’s taped message said the militants were announcing a “call to shed the blood of the Lars who dared to insult our Prophet”.

“During this generous month we announce an award worth $100,000 to the person who kills this infidel criminal,” the speaker said.

He also announced a $50,000 reward for the killing of the editor of the newspaper.

Yup, Islam is a generous religion indeed.

Scottish doctors won’t be eating at their desks during Ramadan.

DOCTORS and health workers have been banned from eating lunch at their desks - in case it offends their Muslim colleagues.

Health chiefs believe the sight of food will upset Muslim workers when they are celebrating the religious festival Ramadan.

The lunch trolley is also to be wheeled out of bounds as the 30-day fast begins next month.

Scottish. Doctors. What the hell is going on in this world? Muslim doctors try to blow up Glasgow International, and suddenly you can’t have a chopped egg sandwich at your desk between patients lest you offend them?? We have fallen through the looking glass, haven’t we?

He added: “The idea is to get faith in the workplace out in the open.”

OK, maybe I’ll try that. I’ll put up a great big bloody gruesome crucifix at my desk at the office and see how long it’s allowed to remain… Any bets?

Sooner or later, the Muslims will have their way in Scotland, and there will be casualties resulting from it. I only hope the doctors who have to treat those casualties had time to grab a bite to eat in secret, so they can focus on saving lives that the kith and kin of their coworkers (or in the case of the last attempt - actual coworkers) tried to destroy.