C/D: Many who were on staff back in 1989 claim they weren’t aware of the plan to photograph you in the seat of the Buick Reatta roadster for the cover. In fact, most of the staff was pretty embarrassed by the whole thing.
OtA: Look, there were certain, shall we say, arrangements. A-range-ments, okay? But, look, you don’t see any of the other cover subjects having the career I’ve had. You didn’t call up that poufy-haired shirtless guy who posed on the cover with the Suzuki X90, did you? How about that fur-wearing hussy you had pushing her rump against that Zimmer? Yeah, that’s what I thought. Also, an X90? What the hell, man? READ MORE ››